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If I bought a cactus, what should I name it?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26879points) March 27th, 2014

If I bought a cactus, which I am not, what should I name it? Should I name it after the woman that gave us all a cupcake, but theirs were plain and mine has sprinkles, so I will believe she lives me; she also gave my shoulder a squeeze when she sat it down in front of me with a large smile, (all of the above totally fabricated)? Should I let her name it to gain brownie points with her? If any of that were true and I was to buy a cactus, what should I name it?

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picante's avatar

Joni Mitchell

ragingloli's avatar

You should call it kyodai dirudo-kun

kritiper's avatar

Ouchy. (Wait! Is it from the southwest? El Ouchy!)

kritiper's avatar

@ragingloli Okay… Who is Kyodai Dirudo?

rojo's avatar

Actually, his given name is Texensis. Tex is just a nickname.

longgone's avatar

longgone?

johnpowell's avatar

Ask a bag of chips for a suggestion.

Juels's avatar

My little prick.

pleiades's avatar

“Cooler”

Berserker's avatar

Jo McViolence.

tedibear's avatar

Pokey. And get him an eraser friend named Gumby.

Berserker's avatar

Oooooh okay now I remember all that drama…ugh.

gailcalled's avatar

Hyprickrisy Central;
(She lives you, yeah yeah yeah)

talljasperman's avatar

I second Spike.

Coloma's avatar

Ow

Needles

Stab

My little pricky. haha

creative1's avatar

Prickly Pete

ucme's avatar

Dick…armoured Dick.

dxs's avatar

If the cactus is a jerk, you can call him Prick.

Kardamom's avatar

Cactus Jack.

Or Ron.

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