If I were a girl, I'd...

I’d try sex and experience it that way.

I would write down my thoughts – and then read them later on (having reverted back to being a man – this is my fantasy and I can do as I please).

May as well be Wonder Woman while I’m at it. Always liked her. Is there a movie in the works? Girls should have someone besides “Black Widow”.

Apropos, just saw Captain America 2 – good stuff.

I’d make guys have periods for a bit. It would really open their eyes. I have a very good female friend that has some rough ones and her family doesn’t help.

If I were a girl I’d be girlier.

“be very confused”

That’s implied by your nick, @stanleybmanly

I’d wear ALL the pretty clothes.

If I were a girl I’d fit in with society easier.

…and jewels. LOTS of jewels.

…I’d learn Ju Jitsu

I’d still do the same shit.

I would get toxic shock syndrome, and a yeast infection , from not knowing how to care for my girly bits.

@talljasperman They’re pretty self-sustaining.

<———Skipped this question, because I’m a girl already. Why wish for something I already have?

I would not be this BALD !!

Guys guys. Details much? You were cordially requested to ad lib if I were a…

Thanks. We can’t all be girls now.

Try superhero, animal or rock star?

I’d take folk singer.

If I were a cat I would be just as lazy as I currently am. except it’d be socially acceptable :P

Play with my titties…a lot!

^ I was wondering when someone would come in here and give the classic ’‘I’d never leave my room’’ bit. :p

If I was a dog I would bark.
And then I would attack small dogs for barking at me.

@Symbeline Oh i’d leave my room, play with me baps in the street if needs must.

Lol…baps?

Oh don’t encourage him.

Baps are lovely firm buns, the sandwich making kind.

Like mine.

White & flaky?

I like when ucme is encouraged.

@Symbeline When is he not encouraged?

I need little encouragement, this shi…stuff comes natural like :D

@ucme Here is a pole….now show us what you can really do!

What if I’m a girl? But if I was a boy, I will try dying my hair in a rainbow color…

@Adirondackwannabe Good point, haha.

@Cruiser Okay big boy, now bend over!

lol

@ucme and @Cruiser get a chat room.

If I were an ant I’d totally run around the colony exploring every tunnel and every room.

As the “driving” instructor said to the witch, “get a broom”

@dxs Thanks for playing the game right.