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Coloma's avatar

Would you like to post some Saturday Night humor?

Asked by Coloma (47015points) April 26th, 2014

Care to share some short videos, comedy, TV clips, favorite skits past or present.
Keep it funny, clean or not so clean, whatever floats your boat.
I’m watching some classic Carson tonight. Here’s a great clip!

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Dan_Lyons's avatar

I’m still laughing. That little guy just punched Johnny on the mouth!

Mork vs. the Necrotons

GloPro's avatar

This cracks me up every time. Proof that laughter is contagious. Enjoy!

gailcalled's avatar

An infinitel number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first says, “I’ll have a beer.”
The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.”
The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.” The barman pulls out just two beers.
The mathematicians start whining.

The bartender says, “Come on, guys. Know your limits.”

Coloma's avatar

@Dan_Lyons OMG! Mork & Mindy..super blast from the past.
@GloPro Hahahahaha…..very good!
@gailcalled LOL

Mimishu1995's avatar

…Or Sunday morning humor?

Coloma's avatar

@El_Cadejo Haha..I think my cat needs the tiny machete and all weather ball of yarn from REI Adventure Kitten gear. lol

AshLeigh's avatar

Today I told someone “I’m going to write on my résumé that I’m a heterophobic bitch.”
Does that count?

Mimishu1995's avatar

The maybe this will count too.

From the conversation I had with my friend this morning.
Me: why does life have to be so difficult?
Her: because it can’t be easy :P

Mimishu1995's avatar

And the origin of that bizarre conversation:

Some time earlier
Her (complaining about her skirt): why is it so short?
Me: because it can’t be long :P

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

That was obviously for the fall collection @GloPro.

poor thing

GloPro's avatar

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies That was the best pun I’ve heard all year. Kudos, sir.

Dan_Lyons's avatar

—@Mimishu1995 No wonder Thai economy is so good.
At least they got a toothpick or three out of that log!—

ragingloli's avatar

The people you should feel most sorry for on 9/11 are the people in the second tower.
When the first plane hit, they were all like “Whew, dodged a bullet there, right?”

Theres been a lot of talk about genetic engineering I was wondering, is it wrong to breed piglets specifically for the purposes of weaning paedophiles off babies, only I’m thinking of starting a company called “They’ll squeal, but not to the cops”.

ucme's avatar

Well this was a barrel of laughs ~
I’m too late, Sunday morning now…shame.

Coloma's avatar

Hahaha….great sharings to wake up to guys!
More, more, more…
@ucme It’s not too late, I’ll grant you an extension.

Coloma's avatar

@ucme LOL…oh man, that’s a lot of darts. haha

Coloma's avatar

Fairly merry…hahaha

ucme's avatar

A lot of farts too :)

Coloma's avatar

@ucme Haha…that was great!

GloPro's avatar

I was going to exercise, but then I changed my mind.

Mimishu1995's avatar


Dan_Lyons's avatar

@GloPro Looks like that hurted!

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