Cheesy Pick Up Lines?

“Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
“Will you hold my pint while I go for a shit?”
“Let us not turn this rape into a murder!”

“Are those space pants? ‘Cause your ass is out of this world.”

Were those clothes on sale? Because at my house they’d be 100% off.

” I need you like flour”

“You got more grades than high school baby”

You’re like Mola Ram in the second Indiana Jones movie, cause you just stole my heart.

I really suck at this.

Man in line at Starbucks who said that my 25 yr. old daughter couldn’t possibly be my daughter because I was only 30. I told him flat out, “flattery will get you nowhere.”
WTF…really? How cheesy, yeah, I was only 12 when I gave birth. lol

Do you live around here often?

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Do you like hobbies?

My favorite has always been: You look tired, let me clear you a place to sit (wipes off face). Dirty and cheesy all in one.

No wonder God hasn’t been answering my prayers, he’s short an angel.
Can I be the one you pick to go home with?
I forgot my tie. Could you wrap your legs around my neck.
I like my donuts glazed, and my chin too.

I’ve had guys try to use lots of bizarre lines on me.

Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.

I’m sorry I think I just dropped something. My JAW!

“I just bought a new pick up from a new car dealer in my area. There really isn’t any thing about the contract or cost or anything, however there was a couple of sticking pints. The vehicle came with locking lug nuts or lug nuts that require a special socket to remove the nut. I did not think twice about it until I was cleaning and putting personal things in the truck,it suddenly dawned on me that I had not seen the socket or tool for removing the locking lug nuts. After very careful search I decided that there wasn’t one in the vehicle The really complicated part comes because we were supposed to give them a check for $1,000 for the rest of the down payment. I went in the next day because I thought that my wife had given them the check and she hadn’t so I was going in to give them the check and get the lug nut tool(key) or just have them removed. The dealership greeted me with all kinds of hand shakes and congrats on my new truck. I told them that I had come by to give them the check and get my lug nut problem resolved. They said no problem, they would take…
.....hey, where are you going??”

Reminds me of an old joke. A woman walks up to the bar in absolutely skin tight jeans. A guy looks at her and asks her how does one go about getting into those jeans? She replies you can start by buying me a drink.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Is your daddy in jail for stealing the stars from the skies and putting them in your eyes?

Yaaar wants ta walk my plank.

My favorite is, “Are your parents retarded? Because, dang, your special!”

Here’s one – Is your father a terrorist ? Cause your a bomb.

Tell me honey, your legs have got to be tired…cuz damn woman, you been running through my mind AAAALL DEEEH