What?!? He was LYING?

Back in February, you might remember I asked a question about a man claimed to have been set upon by some black, hoodie-wearing, teenage gangbangers, and was saved from hot leaden death by the Bible in his shirt pocket. He claimed God saved his life, and I was wondering why God didn’t divert the bullet that ultimately hit his leg. I mean, that’s just lazy, God, no?

In case you missed it, here is the original question

Well, in a not-incredibly-shocking but still hilarious turn of events – THE CASE HAS BEEN DISMISSED!

Why, you ask? Of course you did.

It was dismissed because the racist SOB made the whole thing up.

Check out this Dayton Daily News article and share your thoughts!