What if you ran for office?
If you ran for office, especially high office, what about yourself would you hope the smear specialist for the opposition would NOT discover?
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my furry porn habits.
On the other hand, that might cause me to do debates in a full fox fursuit.
On fox news.
My obsession with cookies and not-so-secret desire to bed Mrs. Fields.
My fetish for the Mafia.
That would kick me out of the office immediately, if discovered.
My obsession with cookies and not-so-secret desire to bed @cookieman.
My total lack of ability to do in the job!
But wait! That absolutely doesn’t matter in politics.
@cookieman, would you only be interested in Mrs. Fields’ dough?
Oh, jeebus. I’d be a juicy bug on a windshield. And the media would turn the blades on with no washer fluid. A hot mess.
@Pachy: Nope, her buns are very nice as well.
Go back to india, you terrible Pun-jabis.
I have nothing in my past that could come back to bite me.
I would probably be considered too radically progressive even for the Democratic Party.
I’ve got way too many past indiscretions to run for office unless I was a Southern Republican.
I’d have to cut my hair. A near dealbreaker for me.
I have no skeletons in my closet, they’re buried under the patio.
I’d promise to do what I can to implement The Fair Tax.
I’d get nowhere.
The Fair Tax makes too much sense to ever become a reality.
They would fall over laughing as my feet touched the sprinter’s block.
@SecondHandStoke, cut your hair?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????
I would love to see a president with a ponytail again. It has been a long time. Maybe if you had a tail, you could get your picture on money!
Oh, the world would be an amazing place. That’s all this idealist bohemian quasi socialist liberal can say. lol
I’ve sent a request to @ragingloli to be my running mate.
The Oval Office needs more furries.
Vote Stoke: Cat guro for everyone!
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