How hot is it?
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July 24th, 2014
It’s extremely hot out her in California today. I shall say it’s hotter than Hades.
Can you guys come up with some other, maybe funnier, ways to say that it’s really hot.
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I usually say “it’s hot as balls out here,” but I once heard someone say it was “hotter than a whore house on nickel night.”
It’s so hot, the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot my perspiration is sweating.
Hotter than Marilyn Monroe’s chest.
It’s so hot the devil is sending souls up here.
It’s so hot fire just resigned.
It’s so hot Dick Cheney water boarded himself.
I usually just say it’s hot as Satan’s ballsack if it’s over 80 degrees…
@everyone! Great answers! Keep ‘em coming.
@AshLeigh whenever I hear that term, I think of This Guy and giggle a little bit.
It’s hotter than a sweaty ass crack
@shego I got me one of those right now. It’s really disgusting feeling that little trickle.
@Kardamom I have another for you, “it’s hotter than the sauna under my boobs” and it is very disgusting and uncomfortable, but a problem for busty women.
It’s so hot my arsehole is twitching like a fishes mouth & is munching on my roasted nuts.
Yep, there truly is a party in my pants.
It is “take my pants off in the frozen food isle” degrees outside, today.
@AshLeigh I’m considering putting the wet rag, that is around my neck into the freezer for awhile. I feel like a square of caramel about to be melted. Everything is super hot and sweaty and sticky and gross.
I got no air conditioning!
Hot enough that you can shit fire!
“Hot enough to boil a monkeys bum, your Majesty”.
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