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How hot is it?

Asked by Kardamom (31157points) July 24th, 2014

It’s extremely hot out her in California today. I shall say it’s hotter than Hades.

Can you guys come up with some other, maybe funnier, ways to say that it’s really hot.

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17 Answers

livelaughlove21's avatar

I usually say “it’s hot as balls out here,” but I once heard someone say it was “hotter than a whore house on nickel night.”

JeSuisRickSpringfield's avatar

It’s so hot, the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

Pachy's avatar

It’s so hot my perspiration is sweating.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Hotter than Marilyn Monroe’s chest.

Blondesjon's avatar

It’s so hot the devil is sending souls up here.

It’s so hot fire just resigned.

flutherother's avatar

It’s so hot Dick Cheney water boarded himself.

AshLeigh's avatar

I usually just say it’s hot as Satan’s ballsack if it’s over 80 degrees…

Kardamom's avatar

@everyone! Great answers! Keep ‘em coming.

@AshLeigh whenever I hear that term, I think of This Guy and giggle a little bit.

shego's avatar

It’s hotter than a sweaty ass crack

Kardamom's avatar

@shego I got me one of those right now. It’s really disgusting feeling that little trickle.

shego's avatar

@Kardamom I have another for you, “it’s hotter than the sauna under my boobs” and it is very disgusting and uncomfortable, but a problem for busty women.

ucme's avatar

It’s so hot my arsehole is twitching like a fishes mouth & is munching on my roasted nuts.
Yep, there truly is a party in my pants.

Mimishu1995's avatar

I’M BEING ROASTED ALIVE!

AshLeigh's avatar

It is “take my pants off in the frozen food isle” degrees outside, today.

Kardamom's avatar

@AshLeigh I’m considering putting the wet rag, that is around my neck into the freezer for awhile. I feel like a square of caramel about to be melted. Everything is super hot and sweaty and sticky and gross.

I got no air conditioning!

rojo's avatar

Hot enough that you can shit fire!

rojo's avatar

“Hot enough to boil a monkeys bum, your Majesty”.

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