What causes me to have bliss when I clean my inner ear with a Q-Tip?

Eargasm.

@SecondHandStoke Yes Exactly. Eargasm.

“Twats that? I cunt hair, I have an ear infucktion!”

Realizing each time we* do it that we haven’t yet punctured an eardrum. :-)

* I share the habit, and just imagine how big a pachyderm’s Q-tips are.

I don’t know. I don’t do it. Doctors always say not to push things into your ears, including Q-tips.

I don’t know either, but it’s awesome! Perhaps it just stimulates some sensitive nerves that aren’t normally touched.

As someone who always used a cotton bud (Q tip) daily to get water out of my ears after a shower but can no longer do so, because of an inability to use my arms/hands, I now find myself needing to have my ears flushed every couple of months due to an excess buildup of ear wax. I absolutely hate it but there is no way I will ever let anyone else near my eardrum with a cotton bud, no way in hell. These days I use a cotton bud on my outer ear concha, feels pretty good but nothing like tickling my eardrum.

patenting the motorized bud headphone inner ear massagers now