Who wants to play "would you rather"?

let me start it out.
would you rather have potato soup or tomato soup

Tomato soup please.
With Grilled Cheese or Chicken Salad?

Grrrrilled cheese with extra cheese.

Would you like that on the deck with a pleasant breeze or while watching a movie with your sweetie?

On a deck with a pleasant ocean breeze.

Would you rather discover a new living species? Or an extinct one?

A live one.
Would you rather be golfing or skiing?

Skiing, in a heartbeat! I learned to ski when I was 8

Would you rather water ski or sunbathe?

Sunbathe!
Coincidentally enough, I’m actually kind of doing that right now.

Would you rather give up half of one of your five senses (ie only hear half as well as you do now) to gain a super power (ie flying)? Or would you rather gain double of one of your five senses (ie see twice as well)?

give up half of sense of touch
would you rather be able to fly or be able to run super fast?

I would like to fly. The cost of replacing all those worn down running shoes would be prohibitive.

Would you rather nap under a tree alone or on a bench with a Basset Hound?

Alone.
would you rather give a ride to a sumo wrestler late for a match , or a bikini babe who’s car broke down on the way to a shoot?

Err, lemme fink…oh yeah, the latter.

Would you like to swing on a star?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
And be better off than you are?
Or would you rather be a mule?

I’d rather be a mule. A mule is an animal with long funny ears, he kicks up atanything he hears….... . Would you rather be stuck with a headache or toothache if you had to?

Headache. (Toothache is the worst pain I’ve ever experienced.)

Would you rather experience a tornado or hurricane?

Tornado, already did the hurricane
Ginger, or Maryanne?

Maryanne. I could be making a great roast while she puts together a nice pie.
Would you rather, depending on location, sit on the beach alone and watch a sunset(rise), or attend a huge party with at least one hundred guests?

Beach alone, no question.

WYR be allergic to chocolate or potatoes?

Note: it helps if you GA the person you responded to.

Potatoes. I rather die than have no chocolate.

Would you rather be Superman or Batman?

Batman was self-made, Superman born to the power.
Batman for me.

Would you rather eat a bug, or be swarmed by bugs while you eat?

I don’t know the size of the bug or whether I was forced to eat it because it flew in my mouth while riding so i will take being swarmed while I eat

Would you rather be 10lb underweight or 56lb overweight?

10lb underweight.

Would you rather have your house filled with vases full of freesias or bluebells?

Since I doin’t know one from the other I will go with the first, just because it was first; the freesias.

Would you rather be mauled by a Kodiak bear or bitten repeatedly by a mako shark?

Kodiak bear seems to have a lower rate of fatal attacks. I’m going with that.

Would you rather suffer from PTSD? Or have your memories erased?

Have my memories erased. No memories, no suffering.

Would you rather drown in chocolate or cocoa?

chocolate it just seems the better way to go.
would you rather be killed by a serial killer or kill yourself? weird i know but I’m in a mood

Suicide. (Serial killer is so overdone these days.) I wouldn’t want to risk getting one of the messy killers that strew your entrails all about, and I’ve already tortured myself enough for a lifetime.

WYR rather swallow a live snake or be swallowed by a live snake?

Be swallowed by one. I would die of cardiac arrest upon seeing it, so I would feel nothing!
Would you rather be stranded in the desert or in snow in the middle of nowhere?

Being stranded in the snow…as long as it’s night, for the dreaded sun gives me such fright.

Would you rather be buried alive or your blood drained entirely?

My blood drained entirely it seems like such a fun way to go would you do it for me @UnholyThirst ?

It would seem the one who asked, has wrecked their own question..
How will we go on?
I guess I will answer the last question, and go from there.
I would rather be drained. It would be very cold, but with less panic than suffocating in the dark. With the shut down of brain function, I would only be aware of some of the discomfort. It seems as though it might be relaxing.
Would you rather face the pain of a broken bone, or public humiliation?

I will go with public humiliation, been there, done that, one more time is not going to hurt as much as a broken bone.

Would you rather have sex with a 15yr old or a horse in heat? (Yeah, I am upping the anty)

No. in fact you’re inserting your perverted morality and acting an ass. LOL @anty! I think you upped the stink buggy.
Would you rather cross the ocean by boat or by plane?

nothing like the above two answers should go in this thread sorry, I’m thirteen and i did include a WYR but it obviously erased it. sorry for the confusion and thank you for fixing it.

by plane
would you rather take out the garbage or clean your room?

Clean my room
Would you rather drink a glass of tomato or grape juice?

^^^ Another reason for a Fluther Natnanny
I suppose since I hate tomatoes, that only leaves grape juice, quite a no brainer.

Would you rather have this or rather have that? (seems safe enough)

Mm. That.
Would you rather have coconut cream pie, or carrot cake?

Coconut. Carrot is better eaten with soup.

Would you rather win the lottery or inherit money from a rich relative?

Both, but since all my relatives are poor, I will go with the lottery.

Would you rather, or would you rather not?

I would rather, but if you would rather not, that’s fine.
Would you rather swing as high as you can, or go hang gliding?

Probably hang glide, but I’m gonna need panic suppressant, probably stronger than a beer or shot. lol

Would you rather be exhibited at a museum, or displayed at a zoo?

Museum please. Less getting rained on.
Meat sauce, or marinara?

Is there really a difference? Let me flip a coin on that, and i will get back to you.

Would you rather be censored or just hushed up?

I think I would rather…. play the game. For that sake, hushed up.
WYR have a last meal, or suddenly be gone, without warning?

Last meal!
I’d like to go out with a burp.

Would you rather switch names with your pet? Or switch voices with your toddler? (Or your friend or neighbor’s pet or kid if you don’t have your own.)

I’ll take the latter.

WYR live to be 110 or die doing something you enjoy?

Die doing something I enjoy.
Would you rather have soup and sandwich for lunch, and be on your way, or sit down to a meal complete with courses, basket of fresh bread, and dessert?

Would you rather kiss Rosie O’Donnell for one nanosecond or have your head shaved, then painted like a soccer ball, be buried up to your neck in a field and have a bunch of Brazilian children to come around?

Well which question should I answer now?

Lunch? Soup or sandwich, please. Courses are for dinner!

WYR eat a hotdog, or act like a hotdog?

Acting like a hotdog is long cone so eating one is the choice.

Would you rather be dull normal or suffer from dementia?

When I grow up, I want to be just like you.
WYR have one scoop, or two?

Three! Oh wait, that wasn’t an option. I guess two?

Would you rather have ALL of your family live in the same city as you? Or live with ONE family member? (When speaking of family, I’m referring to the one you grew up with, not one you married into.)

All of my family living in a city, which is what happens to my family now :)

Would you rather be a bad angel or a good devil?

Anyone I choose they are on in the same.

Would you rather be a serial killer or a mass murderer?

Mass murderers usually end up being killed themselves. Serial killers are craftier, and some are never caught, but, they are slave to their tendencies. I think SK. at least then I could be revered for my unique outlet for psychosis.
WYR be riding a horse, or running a carousel?

I would ride the horse, at least it would bring some excitement before it came up lame, a carousel would just have a bunch of whiny brats hanging around it.

Would you rather have 250 yards of concrete poured on you while at the bottom of a 10×10X12 ft. pit, or be set out to see 700 miles from shore in an inflatable dingy with no food, water, or paddles?

Inflatable dingy, because I could set up the enclosed umbrella and use the solar powered electric outboard motor while I radioed in on my handy dandy location-broadcasting radio. Since we’re over-defining parameters.

WYR be a frog or a toad?

Frog. I don’t want some random person trying to lick me to get high.

Would you rather own a bar? Or own a restaurant?

Bar, alcoholics don’t really care about food, so the overhead is low and my pockets will be fat off their paychecks.

Would you rather fall 30 feet into a very large grove of dense cacti, in nothing but a pair of shorts and short sleeve shirt, or be attacked by a very large swarm of wasps wearing just your skivvies?

No.

Would you rather be a butterfly or a moth?

Doesn’t matter much I guess. Butterflies are usually prettier though.

Chocolate or Vanilla?

I think vanilla, and add whatever toppings and sauces appeal to me.
WYR have a sweetheart for now, or a dear friend for life?

Dear friend for life, sweethearts for now are easily gotten with enough bucks in the pocket and a fancy car.

Would you rather be born with no arms or born with club feet?

Dear friend for life. Sweethearts can be lost, but knowing that you had a dear friend for as long as you live would be incredible.

Would you rather drink from a bottle or a glass?

Bottle.
Would you rather visit space long enough to orbit Earth once, or set up a new college scholarship fund?

A new scholarship fund.
would you rather share your toothbrush with your best friend once a week or have to brush your teeth every time you hear the word toothbrush?

Would you rather go to school for 99 years or go to college for 900 years and graduate.

would you rather get shot and died or get in a car crash and died

would you rather be blind or deaf

would you rather have a mostache or a beard

I have both with a goatee.

Would you rather wear your big boy pants and answer all “what ifs” presented to you, or cower away and not answer, or go off the reservation?

99 years, because I don’t want to think about living for 900 years. I’d rather be killed by a gunshot than a car crash, but if I have to be shot some other way, I would need to know if it is an arrow, a blow dart, a flame thrower, or what. If I had to lose one of two senses, I would rather retain my sight. @dangerouslysmart I believe you meant to use the term, “Hearing impaired”. And, @Hypocrisy_Central – I believe that answers your question.

WYR have a crazy neighbor, or a crazy teacher? I’m talking, flat out looney.

Teacher, because they would be more easily avoided, and be less present in my life. Even if you were in elementary school, you could turn the teacher in and get them removed. A neighbor? Not so easy.

Would you rather be bitten by a mouse or a bat?

@Here2_4 Oh thanks, more funny people. :)
I’d rather be bit by a mouse. The bat was bad.
WYR have coffee or tea?

Tea please, sweetened, and the cookies smell nice.
Would you rather have a good laugh, or just let a sleeping dog lie?

I say by this thread, a good laugh.

Would you rather never figure it out or never know?

If you never figure it out, you never know.
I didn’t get a question, so should I still ask a question? Oh, heck, it’s Q&A game
WYR play strip poker or Go Fish?

Since I have been fishing for years, even though the lagoon has no fish, i guess that.

Would you rather be forced to wear booty shorts for 8 weeks or paid to wear a micro mini for 6 months?

I would go with the micro mini. Less junk restriction.
Would you rather wake to a cat putting it’s brown eye in your face or a dog putting his cold nose in your privates?

A DOG!
Would you rather be a normal person or an eccentric genius?

Normal person.
WYR suck the poison from a snake bite on a friend, or bare yourself and pee on a stranger with jellyfish stings? Because the urine takes the sting out.

Either or, I wouldn’t mind doing either.
Would you rather walk along the ocean shoreline on a lonely beach or a mountain ridge trail?

Lonely beach!
WYR sleep with a ”girl friend” or ”boyfriend”?

On a lonely beach, boyfriend. Movie night, girl friends.
WYR be late all the time, or have head aches every day?

“If you were a hot dog and you were starving:

Would you rather eat yourself or not.”

“It’s a simple question Norm.”

YEAH! I WOULD SAVE MYSELF!
Would you rather smile or laugh.

I love to laugh!
Would you rather entertain, or be entertained?

Occasionally, I’m entertaining as hell. If I could maintain that, I’d be Robin Williams.

WYR have poodles or puddles on the hardwood flooring?

puddles
Would you rather use your friends toothbrush once a week or brush your teeth every time you hear the word “toothbrush”?

I would go for my friend’s toothbrush because they would not allow me to do it.

would you rather be pelted with 3 dozen rotten eggs or receive on hard slap with a large frozen pork chop?

Pork chop.

WYR have Applesauce, or banana pudding?

Applesauce.

Would you rather be a leader or a follower?

A leader.
Would you rather sky dive, or try wing suit jumping?

BOTH with the edge to bat-wing flying!!

Would you rather poop in your pants or be pooped on by a flock of seagulls?

Yuck! My pants I guess. I think seagull poop could have some health risks, maybe even severe health risks.

Would you rather be stuck waiting a long time with a room full of complainers, or a room alone, with nothing to read, watch, or do?

a room full of complainers
WYR eat a ½ gallon bucket of worms or 1 cup of spiders

Raw? Clean worms. (Less work/risk.)
Fried? Probably spiders, as crushed they would be about a tablespoon full. Mix with applesauce, lol.

WYR hear rock or Bach for the rest of your life?

Rock fer sure.
Would you rather driver the General Lee, or the Bat mobile?

THAT is a tough one. Both cars roar. The Batmobile has flames, and remote control. The General Lee has muscle of its own. It also has the magical power to lose parts all over the place when it lands from a jump, and still keep going. It also has that cool horn. I say, General Lee.
Would you rather be a kid, or a puppy?

That is a no-brainer, a puppy; they get treated better than humans generally.
Would you rather die of a massive coronary or suffer decades behind Alzheimer?

Coronary.
Would you rather be stuck in rush hour traffic, with good tunes playing, or stuck in a train delay with people seated nearby to talk with?

Stuck in a train delay. Good music isn’t enough for me to pass the time.
Would you rather be a Q or be an A?

I would rather be an A. I’ve always been a bit of an A my whole life. Q is a bit if an A himself, picking on the Enterprise, as though human lives were merely toys.

Would you rather be on Captain Kirk’s crew, or Picard’s?

Picard. Hand’s down.
I loved the show, but never liked William Shatner. What a crappy actor.
Picard is a fantastic actor in a lesser series.
If we could transpose Picard to the original Star Trek, it would rival the British sci-fi, Dr. Who.

WYR say “uncle” or stand the pain?

pain

WYR be in public in your underwear, and realize you are NOT dreaming, or in love with someone wonderful, and realize you ARE dreaming?

Hmm. The purple and orange Calvins, or the blue and gray 2xist?
Underwear

WYR read the book or see the movie?

Read the book.
Would you rather love or be loved?

be loved
WYR be rich and only live until you are thirty-five or be poor and live the average life expectansy

Rich, I know where I am going when I die, and it is better than here.

Would you rather die from lack of air or starve to death?

Lack of air would be much faster. I’d have to opt for that. It seems mighty grim either way.
WYR win a million dollars cash, or win two million dollars worth of prizes? Either one, tax free.

Take the money and run!
Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble

The Rubbles were funner.
WYR clean all the water, all the air, or all the land on Earth, if you had the ability to clean just one?

NO

Would you rather be beheaded or burned alive?

The Rubbles were funner.
WYR clean all the water, all the air, or all the land on Earth, if you had the ability to clean just one?

Pissing down wells can be hazardous to one’s health.

Would you rather fall head first into a wood chipper, or have a tractor trailer hauling pig iron flip over on you?

No.

WYR be considered a creep, or open your mouth and remove all doubt?

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ?

I have less and less tolerance for fried foods, so, grilled, thanks!

WYR attend a live concert, or a live play?

Live play. A live concert would kill my ears for sure.
Would you rather borrow books from a library or buy them?

buy.

WYR drive insanely fast on public roads, or be turned into a walrus?

Crap. Why can’t a man surgically modified into a walrus drive a vehicle insanely fast on public roads??
ACLU. Supreme Court!
WYR dine on lobster or steak?

Walrus steak (?)

WYR walk in the rain (72’ f), or sled downhill (17’ f) ?

Sledding downhill sounds like a whole lot of fun.
Would you rather have the day off and stay home or have the day off and go to the beach?

Stay at home. There’s so much fun at home :)
Would you rather be turned into a walrus or a seal?

Seal, I won’t be a walrus and I won’t be a seal long either after the hunters poach my fur.

Would you rather explode from internal body pressure in zero vacuum, or implode being crushed like a beer can 2 miles below the ocean surface?

Explode, but it would HAVE to be fast, or I’m not participating.
WYR spend ten years in a coma, then recover just fine, be brain damaged for the rest of your life, but awake and functioning.

Coma. I have a stout fear of living with diminished capacity.

WYR hold the patent on surefire, permanent hair removal or restoration?

Restoration. There are so many home remedies for removal.
WYR ride, or drive?

Drive. More action.
WYR Get your tongue stuck to a metal pole in the winter time or receive a sunburn in the summer?

Unburn. There are remedies. Every time I got my tongue stuck to to something in the winter (Hey! I was the youngest.) I always panicked and lost a chunk of tongue.

WYR Would you rather go trick-or-treating or Christmas caroling?

ToT’g- I can always sing a cover of Elvira’s Trick or Treat, and my unintentional audience will then bribe me with desperately extra CANDY to stop singing. ;-p

WYR live in a house with nothing but doors and no windows, or vice versa?

Doors.
WYR be mistaken in a crowd for President Obama, or President Putin?

Putin. Then I would say very loudly, “Hey! What is that smell! Is somebody pootin??” Have them eating out of my hand. Then I do a little ‘vlad handing’, telling them all, “Vlad to meet you!”

WYR snort a line of ground black pepper or cocaine?

Ground black pepper.
Would you rather lose your fear nerves and not mind trying stupid things, or not try anything?

Fear nerves? What is fear? Was I supposed to get some sometime?
WYR be a farmer for the rest of your life and die on the ground you own, or live in the city and have ten different jobs over the rest of your life?

Ten Different jobs in the city. I need all the sound from the city.
WYR take an hour on a project and get an A or take 25 minutes to create a finished project but you only get a B?

Hour for an A. Unless there was a really good party that night! ~

WYR hear coyotes howl or babies screaming?

I rather prefer the Coyotes thank you very much.
WYR spend your evenings listening to a beginner violin player, or clarinet. Duration 2 hours.

Either is fine that is what ear plugs are for..
WYR follow a car through a bad snow storm, or a semi?

A semi it would be easier to see just how close I am to it because of all the lights
WYR Risk the embarrassment of finding your crush finding out that you like him/her by sending them a friend request on Facebook or ignore them for the rest of the time that you know them?
this is in reference to a problem I have myself.

I would rather send the friend request. Either way hurts some, but not sending makes the hurt drag on. If crush accepts, Happy Day! It really doesn’t need to be embarrassing though. If you make your friend list long, and include people that both of you have friended, then crush just blends in with the pack, and nobody will know.
WYR be in labor in rush hour traffic, or need a bathroom on a long stretch of highway with NO exits?

Ha, ha. Girl question and I’m a guy with a (as my sister once put it) _“handy dispenser”. I would say that anyway, as peeing your pants does not require medical assistance.

WYR have sherbet or ice cream?

Ice cream.
Would you rather get a GA or a GQ?

A GA because it’s more points,But either is fine with me.

WYR Be popular or Geeky, smart, and still have friends

Younger: popular, it meant getting into more skirts.

Now (older): Geeky smart with friends, would be worth way more income.

Would you rather eat rancid rotting food, or fresher food after swarms of flies had landed on it if you had not had a single thing to eat in 6 weeks?

Neither. After six weeks with no food at all, I would be dead.
WYR carry a knife to a gunfight, or carry a torch for someone who doesn’t care?

A torch for someone who doesn’t care.

Would you rather have a thorn in your foot or a caterpillar up your nose?

A caterpillar in the nose is a sniff away from being a bit of protein in my belly :)
WYR ride a motorcycle in the rain, or drive a convertible with the top down in even harder rain?

Motocycle. I have done that many times and I love that.
Would you rather ride a motocycle in the heavy rain or the boiling sunlight?

Honestly, I would rather not ride a motorcycle. But of the 2 choices, I would take boiling sunlight because I would be afraid that the rain could be ‘blinding’.

WYR have a side of rice, potato or pasta?

Rice along with some egg drop soup please
WYR Have chinese or mexican.

chinese

I too would rather Chinese.
WYR face consequences for what you did wrong, or try to bury your mistake with lies and denial?

I’m a stand up kinda guy. I prefer to tell on myself and mute the storm, usually.

WYR walk on your hands or stand on your head?

I would rather walk on my hands, but I never have been able to.
WYR be wealthy and sickly, or healthy and in debt?

Healthy and in debt. At least I would still be healthy to do many things. I could work on the debt.
Would you rather look into someone’s secret in ordert to help them or leave them be and let them struggle with the problem themselves?

If I had permission, I would try to help with the secret.

Would you rather see a ‘healer’ or be a ‘healer’?

Be one.
WYR lose a soccer game or lose a football game?

I’d rather lose both! ;-p

WYR ride or walk with a horse?

Ride!
Would you rather eat a walrus for dinner, or be a walrus?

EAT! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Would you rather keep a diary or use Facebook?

Diary.
WYR be a zombie, or dust?

Dust. I’m not enamored of life.

WYR know the truth, or love the delusion?

Truth can be painful, but delusion makes me a fool. I would want truth.
Would you rather have candy, or fruit?

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. Ogden Nash, I believe. Break out the candy while the fruit ferments!

WYR chew a garden slug or slurp dandelion milk?

a garden slug
I’m sure to chug
but while I’m chewing
my friends are spewing
oh how I love slugs,
but better yet are bugs
WYR grow a garden or be a part of it?

I love sweet corn, is being a corn worm part of the garden?
WYR have a new car or a reliable paid off older car?

Reliable, with anything; cars, appliances, friends, husbands, jobs.
WYR be a kid, with the knowledge possessed by an adult, or an adult, with all the rights and privileges, but with a child’s knowledge and naivete?

An immature adult. Why change now?

WYR smell like a skunk or blow a chunk?

Smell like a skunk.
WYR write “would you rather” or “WYR”?

IRW WYR. I think the Japanese word for that is woyora.

Would you rather reply to this post or wait for the next one?

Wait… what? What have I done?
WYR be an ocean or a mountain?

Ocean. Everybody tries to conquer mountains. Sometimes they explode.
WYR be a pest, or have a pest bugging you?

I would rather be the Pester than the Pestee.
WYR have a Recliner, or a Chair and Ottoman?

Recliner, hands down.
WYR go to a surprise birthday party, or get one?

Go to, hands down. Give one, even better. I threw a surprise birthday party last year that was all the talk for, literally, months. (Granted, we are boring people, lol)

WYR console a basket case or go to hell in a handbasket?

While I got quite a laugh trying to picture myself stuffed into a handbasket, I think I would prefer to do the consoling.
WYR be two, or twenty?

twenty
WYR hate what your nose looks like, or your legs?

IWR hate what my legs look like than what my nose looks like, because I can’t wear pants on my nose. ;-p

WYR swim in an ocean, a lake, or river?

A lake. It is less turbulent than the other two options, except something big, like Lake Michigan.
WYR gimmee lurve or gimmee death?

DEATH! AHAHAHAHA!
WYR win a lottery or inherit money from a dead relative?

I would have to buy a lottery ticket, but a croaked cousin would be pennies from heaven.

Would you rather listen to Hard Rap or Easy Listening music?

Easy listening.
WYR go bowling, or hunting?

Hunting, because i have gone bowling and i really want to go hunting
WRY take electric guitar lessons or take viola lessons?

Electric Guitar At least they sound in tune most of the time.
WYR Eat out or get Take out and eat at home?

Eat out.
WYR wax, shave, or tweeze?

IWR shave.

WYR have the word “LOSER!” tattooed on your forehead, or have a have a seeing eye surgically implanted in the back of your head?

a seeing eye.
WYR take part in a robotics club or take part in a drum line club?

Robotics club.
WYR be mad or be crazy?

Both are the same. Do you mean angry? I think it depends on how long this lasts. If only a few minutes, I’ll take angry.
WYR have six children, or forty two cats?

42. I’ve been there, done that. Just don’t feed them pancakes.

WYR have pancakes or waffles?

Waffles hold a lot more syrup! yum.
WYR have them with Sausage, or Bacon?

That is tough. I usually go with both. I suppose if I have to choose, I will go with bacon, because atleast then I know what animal it came from, and which part was used. Ground meat reminds me too much of Soylent Green.
WYR eat mountain oysters, or raw fresh oysters?

Fresh oysters
WYR Eat green beans or Black eyed Peas?

Green bean.
WYR eat raw fish or raw clam?

Raw fish all the way! Clams gots sand
WYR Cook on a Gas stove or Electric stove?

Gas.
WYR have gas, or be hungry?

have Gas.
WYR eat a burrito or eat a cheese burger.

cheeseburger, and ranch fries, please.
WYR wait at a long traffic light, or wait in a long checkout line?

Checkout line I guess. More to look at.
Would you rather find a spider or a cockroach in your bed?

Cockroaches don’t bite
WYR have steaks Pan Fried or Grilled?

Grilled.
WYR be lost in the desert or on Mars?

Mars is a desert; the whole darn planet. Even if we are comparing deserts on two different planets though, It sounds like I am going to end up dead.Mars is cold, and without oxygen. Earth deserts can be cold or hot, but I wouldn’t have to suffocate.I suppose I would prefer a hot Earth desert,
WYR have your coffee just in the morning, or all day?

There’s something about the hot caffeine that my body will not tolerate. My heartrate skyrockets.

WYR watch TV or read a book?

Read a book. Because, you can get more out of it. I love making movies in my head from books. also you get WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better details if you read the original book.
WYR blame your sister/brother or tell the truth?

Blame ~
WYR known the harsh truth that you’ve got an incurable disease or a lie that you are OK?

Know the truth. My behavior would be significantly different.
WYR be pink, brown, or olive?

Brown i guess. i hate pink and olive looks gross.
WYR be a dog, cat, parrot, or a mix of all of them?

Cat, 100%. Who wouldn’t want to do absolutely as you please while humans cater to your every whim?

WYR smell like a dog or lick a pig?

Smell like a dog. Eventually I could wash it off.
WYR take a shower or a bath?

Shower. Bath costs more water.
WYR swim or surf?

SURF! I never have learned, and I would love to have the chance.
WYR have a snow day off, or a holiday off?

Holiday. I live in the sticks.
Oh! Ooh! Oooh! SNOW DAY. In July.

Would you rather watch a movie you loved the first time or the latest new release?

The first time.
WYR watch the original movie or the remake?

The Shining! Gimme Jack.

WYR be bitten by a flea or a chigger?

Chigger love your link by the way. it made me laugh so hard.
WYR have a spider drain you, or a vampire?

I suppose a vampire, though I have felt drained too often to suit me already.
WYR be funny, or smart?

I’m already smart, so I strive to be funny.
Clever!

WYR be plagued with the smell of a skunk, or an old rubber band?

I’ve never smelt an old rubber band that smelled repulsive, so I’ll take that.
Would you rather have a pet dog or a pet pig?

Pig. I’m hoping that pigs are less aggressively dependent than dogs.

WYR see a pink elephant or a flying pig?

Pink elephant. The flying pig just makes me think of all those birds which were hit by windshields. That is too scary.
WYR be stuck in quick sand, or rush hour traffic?

Rush hour traffic. I want to test my patience and at least I’ll stay alive.
WYR play with words or numbers?

Numbers. Any day. I do it everyday anyway. Words are fun too, though.
Would you rather help me with my math work or play pool with me?

Pool. I am awful, almost every shot I make is slop, but I have lots of fun trying.
WYR Be proud of fixing a great Thanksgiving dinner, or skip the hassle and have everything catered?

I can put on a hell of a feed, but I’m getting old. Cater with a few signature dishes of my own?

WYR be an angel or a demon, given that both enjoy their occupations?

I would just be a saint, more authority in Heaven.

Would You Rather forget this, or hope you forget this?

WYR take a dip in the ocean, a lake, or a swimming pool?

A swimming pool.
WYR take a train or a plane?

Whichever can crash and I have the greater % of walking away from.

Would You Rather forget this, or hope you forget this?

Forget this.

WYR remember this, or hope you remember this?

Remember this.
WYR need surgery, or be broke?

If I needed surgery I would be broke, so…....

Would You Rather not care or care less?

WYR be poked in the eye, or see another WYR from someone who doesn’t leave an actual choice to be made?

Hmmm.
Well. Poked in the eye?

Would you rather eat corn or beans?

Back on the ranch….....

Would You Rather be poked in the eye, or punctured in the lungs?

At the moment, I may not have a choice. My lungs are full of fluid. That cold I had a couple of weeks ago, I guess.
WYR be a beauty queen, or a cowpoke?

Beauty queen.
WYR kill a chicken or kill a duck?

To kill the chicken by beating it to death with the duck.

Would You Rather kill a wildebeest for nothing or a dog to eat?

If I killed a wildebeest, it wouldn’t be for nothing. It would fill my frizzer and have plenty left over for a killer BBQ.
WYR pan for gold, or mine for emeralds?

Emeralds.
WYR have nothing to do or get drown in work?

Nothing to do.

WYR have your room too light, or too dim.

Too light.
WYR have dessert first, or last?

Last. Ideally, I have it right before I eat salad.
Main dish
more main dish
sides
dessert
salad
WYR eat salad before or after your meal.

During. Ideally salad is a side dish for me, if not the main dish.

WYR eat cheese cold or hot?

Cut the cheese? Nope.

Would You Rather have a full-length rabbit coat with matching hat and gloves, or a tux made of alligator hide?

Fur. Fur. Fur. Fur. Fur me.
Would you rather be too sexy for your shirt, or leave yor heart in San Francisco?

Leave my heart, figurately.
WYR build a snowman or a sandcastle?

Sandcastle. No contest.

This space intentionally left blank because @Hypocrisy_Central is just making shit up that has no bearing on the game.

Would you rather have fun playing a game, or derail a game just to be a shithead?

play the game. Shithead appeals to me in some other settings though.
WYR be a mouse allergic to cheese, or a bear allergic to salmon?

A Bear.
WYR, be a wealthy moron, or a poor genius ?

I’d be a wealthy moron and hire the poor genius to do my bidding like a puppet on the end of a string.

Would you rather deal with serious questions or be pissed that fluff questions begets fluff?

I am already the poor genius, so I can handle any type of question. Some days though, the fluff gets me through a tough day, so fluff.
WYR be married to someone wealthy and hot who fools around, or single and dating goobery people?

Single and dating goobery people, especially because goobery is not well-defined.
Would you rather have no AC or no heat? (fans and small-sized space heaters OK)

No AC, I can handle the heat better than the cold, and when hot, there are at least twice as many ways to cool off instantly while it take about 30 minutes to “thaw out”.

Would you rather go to a BBQ where dog was the main dish or to a dinner where monkey brains were the main dish?

Dog. I am not into organ foods.
WYR have sweet, or tangy for dessert?

Can I do both? If not, tangy. A piece of fruit would do the trick.
Would you rather have the one store in your area to be open 24 hours be a Dunkin Donuts or a Burger King?

Easy, we have a 24hr Jack In The Box, so why not a Burger King too. I will still go to Jack though.

Would you rather explode in the vacuum of space, or implode in the depths of the middle of the ocean floor?

The ocean. It would be less lonely, a beautiful scene on the way down, and my bits would serve a purpose, feeding various life able to withstand the pressured depths.

WYR visit Disneyland, or Vegas? (By the way, @Hypocrisy_Central , that was a good one. Made me think, but fun too.)

Vegas, been to Disneyland…<YAWN> ... if you don’t have kids, a sweetheart or there to shop and spend money like water Disneyland is a bust.

Would you rather be attacked by a pack of hyenas or attacked by a python large enough to swallow a quarter horse?

Pythons are popular to keep as pets due to their ease of care, docile temperament, and vibrant colors, with some rare mutations having been sold for several thousands of dollars..
I’ll take the several thousand dollars.

WYR lose your right to marry or your right to vote?

Right to marry. It’s not happening anyways.
Would you rather learn how to play the piano or learn how to play the guitar?

Guitar. I already passed on the piano, and dislike the sound today.

WYR become lost in a big city or a big forest?

A big city, because humans are somewhat better at giving directions than homicidally protective ursine mothers and 61-mph pronghorn antelope effortlessly escaping my pathetically bipedal remains.

WYR have the ability to heal with but a touch and no negative effect to yourself, or have endless wealth?