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Who does the world revolve around?

Asked by ibstubro (18765points) September 26th, 2014

If you say anything but “ME” then you are a first class liar.

:)

Have fun with it.

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gailcalled's avatar

Solipsism: the view or theory that the self is all that can be known to exist.

Him

Regal in any position

dxs's avatar

It doesn’t revolve. It’s flat and at the center of the universe.

zenvelo's avatar

My ex wife. Just ask her, she’ll tell you, and she won’t stop talking about it, either.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

I think you meant “what”, not “who.”

It revolves around it’s axis.

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Dutchess_III's avatar

My grandkids.

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

It’s more of a wobble really.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Is that why I keep falling over?

ragingloli's avatar

no, that is the alcohol

ucme's avatar

Tripitaka

Winter_Pariah's avatar

Emma Watson… Just don’t tell my girlfriend that I said that.

Winter_Pariah's avatar

@ragingloli Oh God No! ...eh, I’d tap that too

Here2_4's avatar

The Pizza Delivery boy. I am going to adopt him.

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

@ragingloli That’s some creepy photoshop

Here2_4's avatar

Actually, just for today, @johnpowell. Because…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztoSUhbNntQ

SecondHandStoke's avatar

In before someone berates me for my revolves/ rotates blunder.

Damn you iOS 8.

ibstubro's avatar

Don’t be a battle axis, @Dutchess_III.

ibstubro's avatar

YOU’RE FIRED!

Donald Trump, obviously.

Coloma's avatar

My world revolve around 2 horses, 2 donkeys, 3 geese, 2 ducks, 9 chickens, 2 cats, a dog and a cherry orchard and citrus orchard these days. I need to move into an apartment to get some rest. lol

ibstubro's avatar

What, no partridge in a pear tree, @Coloma? :)

Coloma's avatar

@ibstubro Not yet but a new Grapefruit and Peach tree today. Maybe a quail in a peach tree? haha

ibstubro's avatar

Those damned Japanese Beetles strip my peach and cherry trees clean of leaves and fruit. Do you know anything about tenting them?

Coloma's avatar

@ibstubro We have been lucky, no issues but look up your state Ag. depts. recommendations.
There are low impact insecticides, still sucks but better than losing your fruit crop.
Our issue is deer.

ibstubro's avatar

I sorta know the local county ag guy. Good idea, I’ll ask him.

I can hardly spray enough insecticide to keep them down. Unlike the native bugs, they do not fall to the ground on contact. The bastages just keep right on flying and eating.

Buttonstc's avatar

@gailcalled

Of course !

“In anciet times cats were worshipped as gods. They have never forgotten this.”

That explains a lot :)

cheebdragon's avatar

Donald Trump?.....psht, lol, he’s barely even a billionaire.

ibstubro's avatar

Legend in his own mind, @cheebdragon.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Wait….Chris showed up with his kids, Jayden, Adrionnah and Zoey for a while this morning. The world revolves around THOSE kids. My whole world keeps shifting..

SecondHandStoke's avatar

WWMD:

What would Morrisey do?

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Those with money or tons of political clout.

Coloma's avatar

My world revolves around 2 horses, 2 donkeys, 5 ducks and geese, 8 chickens, 2 cats and a dog.

Coloma's avatar

Oops, duh, I am repeating myself, WTF! Nix that ^^^^, already said it. lol

Dutchess_III's avatar

Do you have horses and donkeys and ducks and geese and chickens and cats and dogs @Coloma? I’m uncertain because you’ve been so vague twice now. ;)

Coloma's avatar

@Dutchess_III Yes, I am surrounded. cats and geese are mine, the rest are the ranch animals here, but I take care of everyone a lot of the time.

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