What is a cool gift that is inappropriate?

Sex toy for the opposite sex.

A box of chocolates for someone who is diabetic.

@LuckyGuy I’m not so sure about your answer. I can think of several examples where that type of gift would be appropriate. :)

Deodorant or mouthwash.

An intelligent robot dog for a technophobe person.

A Renoir, for a non – sighted person.
Lingerie for your best friend’s wife, or mother.
A winged mammal for someone who has had a rabies series.

Viagra
Vibrator for your mum
Condoms for your grandma
Subscription to black gay porn channels for the westboro baptist loonies.

A box cutter for a depressed person.
Mein Kampf Das Kapital for a conservative.
A little boy doll for a priest.

A set of cristel dragons for a epaleptic

Bottle of wine for a recovering alcoholic?

A picture of yourself with your ex for there wedding present.

Ouch, you guys are rough.