Life as you have experienced it would be akin to a soda cracker, a drain, a Red Bull, or cherry pie?

It’ just a ride man. And like all rides, some want to get off before the end, and some want to ride again and again.

A bit of it all,.
Now in my early fifties everything paid for, but still struggling day to day just to pay for the up keep and food.

Pepto Bismal, Ginger Ale and chicken soup. The white male ethnic cure all.

Red Bull.
Which is sort of ironic because other than the context of your question I really do not like Red Bull.

A soda cracker supper with the occasional shot of Red Bull.

Cherry pie with soda spilled all over.

Soda cracker.
Because I like using uncommon names of things.

A mix of all of them along with some horrific genetic experiment that was sent down the drain to. And now the resulting blob with new life in its lungs is climbing out of the drain.

None of those choices.