Micheal Jackson grabbed his crotch so much that I wonder if he had a yeast infection. What do you think? (NSFW)

No. Crabs, maybe.

He might be dead?

@livelaughlove21 Yes crabs… that could be it. Also he could be faking his death like his ex-father in law Elvis Presley might have done. Family secret… both died from apparent overdoses.

…pretty sure both are really dead. Along with 2Pac.

Jackson was alive until early 2014. He was flying on the Malaysian Airlines flight (MH370) that disappeared.

Maybe performing caused sexual arousal.

They are both dead. If Elvis was going to fake his death, it would be a lot more interesting than dying on a toilet buck naked of an overdose.

He was just readjusting his prosthetic plastic balls.
I know it, because I SOLD THEM TO HIM!

And grabbing your crotch won’t give you a yeast infection.

@Dutchess_III No he got it from his sweaty costume grabbing his crotch is an attempt to scratch himself… maybe his costume was too air tight. Or two sizes to small.

Plus, I don’t think men get yeast infections.

@Dutchess_III I believe that I had in university… I couldn’t stay in my seat in class and I had to go to my dorm room and shower. http://www.fluther.com/164637/nsfw-what-can-men-do-if-they-have-a-yeast-infection/

actually, they do.

I guess they can, but it’s rare. I didn’t see anywhere that said it was caused by tight clothing or grabbing of oneself.

@Dutchess_III It relived the symptoms not caused them.

Elvis will turn 80 next month! ;-D

I see. No, I think it was just a sex thing.

It was a sexually suggestive dance gesture, nothing more.

Its a little known fact that Elvis Presley invented twerking, purely by chance, he accidentally used Karen Carpenter as a laxative.

Eminem had the same problem.

At first, Jackson had abrasion sores on his wanker from not wearing underwear after he tried to have circumcision reversal plastic surgery, then he had to hold himself so it wouldn’t fall off like his nose.

I think it doesn’t matter.

@Dutchess

Yeast infections in men are not at all uncommon. They just go by a different name but the underlying cause and the treatment are exactly the same.

Ever heard of “jock itch ?” that’s a yeast infection. The cure is an an anti-fungal medication either pills, cream, or powder. Same as for women’s yeast infections. No difference at all.

I was misunderstanding his question. I thought he was suggesting that MJ grabbing at his crotch caused it.