Is this the coolest fortune you have ever seen or what?

Wow, a true jelly fortune! Great, Stocky. (I would say awesome, but gailcalled would kill me.) Have you played the lucky numbers yet and can we go in?

I think someone in the fortune factory is fellow Flutherer from the Far East

That is the best fortune cookie message EVER! Those in the far east are know for their wisdom!

Nice, Zee! I think this is the best one I’ve ever gotten. I still have it pinned on my bulletin board.

…AND:
“someone in the fortune factory is fellow Flutherer from the Far East” sure does have a lot of F’s in it. Fantastic use of the letter F, fellow Flutherite!

Thats “F“unny, Im a poet an didnt know it, “F“antastic observation

You will meet someone famous.

My friend told me that if you swollow the fortune whole that it will be more likely to come true. So I did

I got one once that said “A man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.”

It was amazing.

The day before my son was born i got a fortune cookie that said
“A short stranger will soon change your life”

“When you have oranges make orange juice, because that is whats inside them.” uhhhhhhh what?

Just the other day I found a list of the Top 25 Fortune Cookie Messages and thought some of them were pretty interesting.

My fave: “Help! I’m being held captive in a Chinese cookie factory!”

I had chinese for lunch today. In fact I was in a really good mood, so I bought for the whole department. This thread made me check my cookie. The fortune says: “The face of nature reflects all of life’s ups and downs.”

I got one once that said, “You are the center of attention everywhere you go and the earth is your stage the spotlight will soon come.” I was just like okay….... who has been watching me?