Have you ever wanted to beat an inanimate object to hell?

No, but this is one of my favorite things of all time. (It’s from In Bruges so NSFW!)

Brief surges of anger at the computer, occasionally. I calm down before I smash it.

Absolutely. Usually laptops, but at least once, a printer.

Been there, done that, ripped the fucking t-shirt.
One xmas I got a portable TV for my bedroom, I was well chuffed.
Until three days later when the bugger packed in on me.
Enraged, I took it into the backyard, swung it around my head by the wireplug & bashed the living daylights outta the bastard, felt good…I win :D

I was going to say no, but then I read @dappled_leaves’ mention of printers and I remember the printer rage I’ve experienced on occasions when I’m late for a meeting and my printer decides to go on strike for some reason or another. Always happens when I can least afford the time or to arrive without my printouts. I’ve never actually caused it physical harm – I’ve just wanted to.

I dealt with an old farmer who told me when things aren’t going well, go get a cup of coffee. It’s a hell of a lot cheaper than letting your emotions go. I also worked for a farmer that destroyed his baler with a go devil one afternoon when it was acting up.

Like this ?

@flutherother Yes perfect.

No.

there are a few people I have put on the list though

Not that I can remember. I never understood wanting to destroy property. That feeling never comes over me.