A moose, a donkey and a ferret walk into a bar, what happens?
Based off the description, what to you imagine happens next?
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interspecies threesome.
the ferret is the bottom
The bartender calls his cousin the animal control guy, who will remove the beasties before the health department drops by and closes them down.
They start running around like mad bastards, smashing and knocking shit over. Everyone in the bar is trampled, face raped and all buggered up and whatnot.
The moose and the ferret go to the table in the corner. The donkey tries to follow and take a seat alongside them but moose bellows at him, “Go get us some beers, jackass!” So the donkey shuffled on over to the bar.
The bartender, having heard the moose from across the room, gets three beers ready and as he hands them to the donkey he asks, “why do you put up with that shit?”
The donkey opens his mouth and says, “HEEHAW, HEEHAW, HEEHAW.” Because he’s a damn donkey and donkeys don’t talk. And like the jackass he is, he knocks the drinks over onto the floor before kicking over a few chairs and patrons and runs out of the bar as the sound of glass breaking scares him off.
Meanwhile Bullwinkle shakes his head at the scene before turning and saying to ferret, “well, I told you not to bring that dumbass along but you insisted…” Except the ferret isn’t there anymore. After looking around, Bullwinkle finds that his wallet is missing too. Well no shit Bullwinkle, ferrets are stinking thieves. So while Bullwinkle is stuck at the bar with no wallet and an angry bartender, Rocky is guest starring at a donkey show with the star being – you guessed it – that damn donkey. Because he’s a giant prick.
The End.
^ I actually got a good chuckle out of that, very creative. :-)
It depends what instruments they’re carrying.
@Adagio That’s exactly what I was thinking of! The old Jim Henson version. Sans ferret, of course.
Lots of shit.
that’s all I’m sayin’
The bartender asks the moose “why such a long face”?, the moose replies “I’m drinking with a donkey who’s an ass and a ferret who always weasels his way out of paying for drinks”
^ That was very witty. :-D
They walk in, the bartender says. “what is this, some kind of joke?”
They sidle up to the bar and order three glasses of whisky from the bartender, who is a horse. The moose looks the bartender in the eyes and asks ‘why the long face?” The donkey and the ferret spill their drinks laughing.
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