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Men,was there ever a time when you met a woman you didn't know, and all you wanted to do was have sex with her ASAP just because she was so good looking and had such a fine body?

Asked by Dutchess_III (42473points) February 4th, 2015

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josie's avatar

I confess…

ucme's avatar

Err, every fucking single date ever, except for August 9th 1997…needed a day off

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Well if @josie is willing to confess, I get the urge to rip the clothes off every hot chick I come across and screw her brains out. It’s some kind of craving. ~

stanleybmanly's avatar

The question is a burden on we men. We have the great misfortune in our youth of being pulled around by our equipment.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Glad y’all are being honest!

hominid's avatar

You’re kidding, right?

talljasperman's avatar

My grade 9 gym teacher I had the hots for. She was my co-ed social dance gym teacher. I refused to dance and she said that I could dance with anyone in the gym. So I picked her and we slow danced and needed to be broken up by the principle every so often. She doubled as an art teacher and I held her in my arms and she totally gave in to me. We looked at each other in my grade 9 eyes and then the principal broke us up again. He had the door removed in the art room.

Dutchess_III's avatar

This all started when self proclaimed hot body insisted that woman just wanted to tear his clothes off and have their way with them. So then I posted this question. Not one Fluther woman who answered said “Yes.” Of course there were only a couple who answered.

johnpowell's avatar

Hahahaha… About 45 minutes ago when I was a Trader Joes buying pizza dough.

Edit:: I should add that I bought dough to make these

RocketGuy's avatar

I do the food shopping every week. Women at the grocery store sometimes look pretty darned good…

trailsillustrated's avatar

the hot body thing : yes, but only a couple of times. They have to be nice too

josie's avatar

@Dutchess_III
Like it or not, men and women are generally different in this area.
Guys, particularly younger guys, are generally are drawn to tits and ass.
Girls are generally drawn to the bank account.
Why are people so uncomfortable with admitting the nature of things?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No one is uncomfortable to admitting to the nature of things. However, there seem to be some men who don’t understand the nature of things. Woman can look at a good looking guy and not want to just jump their bones. Some men can’t understand that.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I went out with a woman that was very hot, wild in bed, and could not carry on a conversation to save her life. I wanted to stick forks in my ears. I couldn’t handle it. :(

josie's avatar

@Dutchess_III
Speaking only for myself- I am not a bad looking guy, if I can say it, and I am not accustomed to women wanting to jump my bones.
If I expected that, I would be constantly frustrated, which is unhealthy.
But I think I understand the nature of things, and that would include the accepting the fact that women are not interested in all the same things guys are. I can live with that.
Now, if only I had a big bank account…

elbanditoroso's avatar

Sorry I couldn’t answer sooner – I met this really hot woman at the library and I just had to drive her home.

ucme's avatar

It’s my understanding that those men who believe women wanna milk their cock dry, suck a golf ball down a hose pipe, are, in fact, smelly cunts with little experience of real women.
They forge these deluded thoughts from watching porn & fantasising that Sandra from accounts thinks about them while burying her fingers, wrist deep into her moist pussy.
No, she really doesn’t dude, more likely to think of what pair of shoes to buy next.

bob_'s avatar

Yes. Yes, indeed.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Funny how this thread took off and the one I posted for the women pretty much died aborning!

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I tried to figure out how to answer your other question but I couldn’t figure out how to get me shedding my clothes for a guy. They don’t do that much for me. A hot lady, maybe…...

Dutchess_III's avatar

I can’t see it either @Adirondackwannabe! Actually, that’s a good point. You see a nice looking guy, you notice it, you notice the muscles…but there is no sexual attraction there. That’s about how we feel. We see it, but there no sexual attraction right off the bat for women.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Dutchess_III Yeah, the key to the heart, the soul, and the sex isn’t in the eyes. It’s whole lot deeper than that.

jca's avatar

@josie: “Girls are generally attracted to the bank account.”

Not I. I have my own bank account and it’s pretty fat.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@jca Hubba Hubba Momma. Want to get it on. That bank account makes me hot.

jca's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe: If you come over, I’ll show you my investments.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

This is the default. I want to have sex with women who have attractive bodies.

If she proves herself to be useless or a bitch, I will give her several chances to redeem herself before I lose interest in having sex with her.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@jca Laughs, I knew you’d be okay with that. You’re pretty special. :)

Dutchess_III's avatar

No! Come on over here and I’ll show you my husband’s investments! They’re BIG!

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

You guys are going to get me in trouble. I’m a weak male whose clothes fall off when I meet a hot woman or whiskey.

kritiper's avatar

You mean like love-at-first-sight? Oh, yeah! Men are like that, yes they are!

Dutchess_III's avatar

More like lust-at-first-sight.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Hey maybe sometimes.

XOIIO's avatar

uh, duh lol

trailsillustrated's avatar

I love you val, it’s like my aunt Charlie being alive and posting here cuz she doesn’t get Twitter, or reddit,. And touch screens. And. And. You are pure gold.

Dutchess_III's avatar

@trailsillustrated…what on earth are you talking about?

Blackberry's avatar

Oh yea, but I do find it strange some women say they haven’t done this before.

trailsillustrated's avatar

@Dutchess_III you say funny things I love it.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’m at my daughter’s using my tablet just so you know.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

When I was younger, I thought that more times than I could count; on the screen, in person, all through the magazines. If she was pretty and had a hot body I was in love lust, her personality meant nothing. She could be as smart as a card carrying MENSA member or as dumb as a bag of rocks, so long as she could suck a bowling ball through 40 yards of garden hose and had legs for days, I would have rode her hard and put her away wet. These days my flesh still wants to do that to some women, but I am in for substance not flash these days.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Do you believe that most woman don’t think the same thing when they see a good looking man?

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

^ Do you believe that most woman don’t think the same thing when they see a good looking man?
In my experience, since that is all I have to go off of, the females I have observed from high school, through college and the salon, is that 80% of the women are chasing 15% of the guys, most of which are dogs, or was made that way by the women. The guy can be a total douche but if he was hunky the gals pursued him. If he was decent but had a grip large enough to choke a T-Rex then he had a chance to go against the bad boy who was as dull as white bread and as smart as the jelly that went on it. Nice guys who was light in the pocket, no matter how great his personality was, he was a dog chasing a car and never catching it. Women were more picky in whose bones they wanted to jump.

XOIIO's avatar

^ pretty much a perfect explanation.

Dutchess_III's avatar

The clueless ego just kills me.

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