Does anyone know how to play twisted wishes?

we played it a month ago but you can always start it up again (here or there)

I say start it here because that page is so long it sometimes doesn’t load. =)

I wish it was less humid.

Granted. Now you have nothing to complain about, decide you are happy, decide not to have a beer, so you don’t go to the bar where you don’t buy the winning lotto ticket.

I wish I had 6 weeks of vacation.

Granted. In fact, you can extend the vacation because you just lost your job.

I wish I could be 5 years old again. Life was good.

Granted. The genie misread your wish and you are five years older, and suffering as an intern or resident.

I wish I had a pony.

granted, but the pony becomes enraged and kicks you in the chest breaking your ribs

i wish i had the new iphone 3G

Granted, but the darn thing doesn’t work worth beans and you have to Fluther via computer.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but you invest it in a failing stockmarket and go millions in debt.

I wish I could fly.

granted, but as you are flying, you are hit by an airliner and suffer near fatal injuries (idk how u wouldnt die from that but that seemed to mean to grant)

i wish i wasnt working right now

Granted But you fall into a catatonic state, and you can’t do aything fun either.

I wish my greyhound did not eat cats.

Granted. He eats humans now.

I wish I would stop fluthering and get back to studying.

Granted, but you don’t get lurve studying and suddenly feel sad and don’t study or fluther so you feel more sad.

I wish someone would “Great Answer” this.

granted, but ur also lame for asking for lurve

i wish i lived in illinois (undisclosed reasons)

Granted: But now you are called a FIB (f’n Illinois bast__d) by all Wisconsin residents and you get speeding tickets for simply entering into the state for vacation.

I wish a bikini still looked good on me.

Granted, but you look awful in the bikini.

I wish gas were cheaper.

Wait a darn minute. My wish was to look good in one. I am crushed.

Your wish is granted: Gas is cheaper, so you used the savings and went and bought a bikini and you look horrible in the bikini.

I wish I could put a bag of dog doodie on Harp’s doorstep.

OK, I’ll GA that!

Granted, but the dog in question had eaten a diamond ring, which I sell and use the proceeds for a sex change and a bikini wax, and now I look fabulous in my bikini.

I wish I’d never insulted Sueanne.

Granted, but then these interesting responses would have never been read.

I wish we could all get along.

Granted. I <3 Eambos. But now Vincentt is mad. Because you wished for the impossible.

I wish my friend would realize that the girl he likes is just not into him so I can stop hearing his stories.

granted but he is in to you. and you don’t love him.

i wish that people wouldn’t fight on my fluther forum….it makes me saddd

@berocky – well at least then i won’t be the one he’ll talk about his new crush to. so it works for me!

okay since pnl won’t continue the game I will grant my own wish.

Granted. People love eachother so much they start having babys on my forum.

I wish to be in an airconditioned room

Granted. But it is so blasted cold, you have to put a down jacket on or freeze your wahoonies off.

I wish I could take a nap.

Granted but you fall asleep under a magic tree and wake up 20 years later like Rip Van Winkle.

I wish I could move back to the West Coast.

Granted. But shortly after you arrive the “big one” happens and the West Coast falls into the ocean.

I wish I had a time machine.

Grant But it malfunctions on your first trip and you end in a barren post-nuclear wasteland alternative future where everything is dead.

I wish I could stretch time.

granted. but when you stretch time you try to walk into it and get stuck in limbo.

i wish i could fly

Granted. But your wings are wax like Icarus and when you fly too close to the sun, the inevitable happens and you plummet back to Earth in an amazing spiral.

I wish we had a different President.

Granted, but you steal Kevin Rudd from Australia, sucked in :P

I wish I didn’t have to do exams

Granted. You get kicked out of school. And since you are uneducated, you are now homeless. :P

I wish my gadgets didn’t need to be charged because I always forget to charge them till it’s too late :(

Granted But now, bursting with everlasting power, they buzz, beep and glow annoyingly all night long robbing you of sleep and, eventually, your sanity.

I wish I could give up Fluthering and get some sleep.

Granted, but now you sleep and you dream about asking a question on fluther and think its real, only to wake up and realize that no one has answered your question, and you get depressed and cry.

I wish I could travel whenever I wanted for free.

Granted, but you get lost in the Bermuda Triangle.

I wish I had an infallible wish.

granted, but because it is infallible you get what you wish for but you happened to wish to be drowned in a pit of snakes

i wish it was friday

What?

Granted! It’s Friday the 13th and Jason is trying to kill you..

I wish all the party planning was done and we could just party already.

granted, but someone gets hurt at ur party and u are liable and they sue u

i wish apple would release iphone 2.0.1 and fix this laggy software

granted, but they also installed self-destruct software because they were angry at all the people being to anxious and demanding its release so it self-destructs and you lose your hand.

I wish I had some food right now (that isn’t poisoned!)

Granted. Enjoy your Friskies.

I wish there were more action on Fluther today.

Granted But a spate of newbies begin posting incessant “jailbreak my iphone”, “my iphone doesn’t work”, “hould I break up with my boyfriend” and “do long distance relationships work“questions.

I wish it would stop raining right now.

granted, but its now hailing

i wish i was on a boat right about now

Granted, but there’s a terrible storm and it sinks.

I wish I was this constructive everyday. (i cleaned my car and house today…go me!)

Granted! You clean my car and house everyday. ;-)

I wish I had energy to be as constructive as PnL.

Granted, but you can never sleep.

I wish I could explore the world.

Granted, but then you get lost, condemned to sailing the oceans for eternity without finding land.

I wish I didn’t have to study, and I could just get A’s on my exams.

Granted! But you don’t do any of the classwork/homework and flunk anyways.

I wish I had a bagel cause I’m hungry.

Granted, but there is stone in it, and you break your tooth and have to go without dinner.

I wish Florida drivers were more careful.

Granted, but now everyone drives so slow that it takes hours to get anywhere.

I wish I could be at the beach whenever I want.

Granted. Welcome to your new home

I wish cats didn’t shed so much.

Granted Your cat is now hairless. Of course, it was inside when it was changes and has now dropped all its hair on your rug.

I wish the Fluther universe was free of dissension.

granted but now I am really confused.

I wish I didn’t have a sore throat

So you recieved a trachaeotomy.

I wish I didn’t have to write this paper.

Granted! I have to write it for you and end up spontaneously combusting from my workload and yours.

I wish I had more time in this day to do everything I need to do.

Granted, but now you relive this day for the rest of your life.

I wish Allie didn’t cumbust from doing my work.

granted you do

I wish I had some pancakes, French toast, bacon, and OJ that’s not poisoned

Granted, but you choke on your delicious breakfast.

I wish I had a wish that couldn’t be twisted.

granted but you untwistable wish is for you to jump off the Eiffel tower

I wish my friend hadn’t said he wanted flesh of an animal (bacon) on my account.

Granted! But what he meant was that he wanted the flesh of a human.

I wish my paper would do itself.. or fuck itself.. or both.

Granted, but now you have to sit through twelve hours of paper-porn. wtf

I wish my teachers actually knew more about the subject they are teaching than I do.

Granted! But they don’t get smarter, you get dumber. (Sorry, E.. <3)

I wish we would get a massive thunderstorm with lighting.

Granted, but you get struck. You had to see that coming

I wish it snowed here once and a while.

Granted, you get snowed in for a month.

once again, it seems, I wish I didn’t have to do exams.

wow, this question has been going for a while…

Granted, but you drop out of school and live a life of poverty and squaller.

I wish time would speed up for the next 5 hours, only the nest five hours, I don’t miss anything important, and nothing bad happens to me or anyone else.

hehehe. I’m mean sometimes.

granted but in those 5 hours you go out to get the mailband hi get hot by a car. Now you really are missing everything

I wish Obama was president *right * now

Granted. He gets assassinated. (Noooooo!)

I wish it was raining where it is actually needed.

granted. It is raining gallons of ricin instead of water and everyone dies. Ricin = poison btw

haha. Whoops. I wish I wouldn’t have eaten that vegan doughnut

Granted. And now you are sick from it.

I wish I had the time to keep all my commitments instead of backing out of some.

Granted, but now you can’t say no.

I wish I was back in Disney World.

Granted! But they don’t let you ride any rides or go in any attractions. Poor, E.

I wish I had cute rain boots.

Granted! But now it never rains and the earth is plagued by a endless drought.
I wish we could all just get along.

Granted, but now you never get a moment alone.

I wish I could do anything of like.