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What would be your Kim Jong Un style fact?

Asked by BlackSwanEffect (698points) April 20th, 2015

North Korean state media has said that Kim Jong Un could drive when he was 3, and recently climbed some mountain.

If you could spread one outrageous fact about yourself, and like Un your audience had to believe you, what would that fact be?

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Mimishu1995's avatar

I successfully stole a pen in a shop when I was 3. I operated a heist in a mall at 6. I murdered a man without any conviction at 10 and now I lead a gang of contract killers.

ragingloli's avatar

I destroyed my first star system when I was 2 weeks old.

zenvelo's avatar

I went through puberty at nine months, that’s why all the moms adored me. I shaved so well at one year I didn’t have to shave again until I was a teenager.

janbb's avatar

I wrote the great American novel when I was 12.

ucme's avatar

At the tender age of 4, I scored a hole in one at my local golf course using a tablespoon & a boiled egg.

Brian1946's avatar

My real name is Brian Button (Benny’s brother), and I joined Fluther when I was physically 4 years old.

janbb's avatar

I sailed solo around the world when I was 3.

filmfann's avatar

When I was 12, I was in a boy-band with George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Johnny Depp, and I was known as “the cute one”.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I soloed in a 747 jet when I was 11.

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