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josie's avatar

I am playing golf this afternoon. Any tips?

Asked by josie (30926points) June 5th, 2015

I’m a little rusty.

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elbanditoroso's avatar

Hitting the bill leads to good things. Missing the ball…. well… you won’t enjoy it.

How long has it been since you played?

ucme's avatar

Don’t focus on length off the tee, be patient & let your swing come back to you.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Get a hole in one fast!

Pachy's avatar

Pick up a bottle of liniment on the way home. ;-)

kritiper's avatar

Be sure to pack your 2 iron in case of any sudden thunderstorms. You won’t be struck by lightning because not even God can hit a 2 iron.

Jaxk's avatar

The course is no place to built or rebuild your swing. My advice would be to take a few practice swings until you are able to scrape the ground. Once you do that, place you ball where you hit the ground and take the same swing. It improves your odds of hitting the ball.

ragingloli's avatar

Cancel the golf and do some paperwork instead, this is no time for fun and leisure.

zenvelo's avatar

Try to get the ball in the hole in the least number of strokes. But the winner is always decided by the person who buys a round at the 19th hole.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Keep your head down!!!!

bossob's avatar

Listen to your caddy’s advice!

Berserker's avatar

Keep your balls clean. They have ball washers on the courts; utilize dem bad mofos!

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Always good advice. No one likes dirty balls.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I just hate having to stand on the side of the cart to get my balls in the washer. They should have a few low ones.

ucme's avatar

^ Your balls are hangin below the knee by now surely.

Jaxk's avatar

So @Josie, How did you do?

josie's avatar

It took me the front nine to get my swing back.
After that I was my typical sort of average.
The point is, I was with some of my boys and we had a lot of laughs.
A good day all around.
I even smoked a cigar, something I do about twice a year.

Jaxk's avatar

Sounds like a good day.

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