I am playing golf this afternoon. Any tips?

Hitting the bill leads to good things. Missing the ball…. well… you won’t enjoy it.

How long has it been since you played?

Don’t focus on length off the tee, be patient & let your swing come back to you.

Get a hole in one fast!

Pick up a bottle of liniment on the way home. ;-)

Be sure to pack your 2 iron in case of any sudden thunderstorms. You won’t be struck by lightning because not even God can hit a 2 iron.

The course is no place to built or rebuild your swing. My advice would be to take a few practice swings until you are able to scrape the ground. Once you do that, place you ball where you hit the ground and take the same swing. It improves your odds of hitting the ball.

Cancel the golf and do some paperwork instead, this is no time for fun and leisure.

Try to get the ball in the hole in the least number of strokes. But the winner is always decided by the person who buys a round at the 19th hole.

Keep your head down!!!!

Listen to your caddy’s advice!

Keep your balls clean. They have ball washers on the courts; utilize dem bad mofos!

Always good advice. No one likes dirty balls.

I just hate having to stand on the side of the cart to get my balls in the washer. They should have a few low ones.

^ Your balls are hangin below the knee by now surely.

So @Josie, How did you do?

@Jaxk
It took me the front nine to get my swing back.
After that I was my typical sort of average.
The point is, I was with some of my boys and we had a lot of laughs.
A good day all around.
I even smoked a cigar, something I do about twice a year.

Sounds like a good day.