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Kardamom's avatar

Can you translate this?

Asked by Kardamom (31432points) June 18th, 2015

The phrase below was tonight’s first spam. Care to take a crack at translating this? What do you think it really means? Be creative.

A go myself again grape is somewhat wider than the shoulder with which would work a little bit other portion of the cast going all the way to the neck expand them trust and then pushing it straight up want to be either says it I kind modified in that in this particular one is I do with that arrest POS system then he goes down at this position hews dressed for two seconds before he just squeeze on the way up lowering very controlled making a contractual right now and squeezing ape when trying to say the contraction mostly people just address the Bible onthe chest that’s not the case here in this position actually he maximally stretches the chest but also contracts so as you can see as by is going down it says is going up perfect is a couple more for chess is already expanded now gonnafeel exec this fibers.

I’m thinking this dude or dudette might be a true poet~

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14 Answers

Apparently_Im_The_Grumpy_One's avatar

Those are the lyrics found on Kevin Federlines notebook.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

All I get is that I really DO NOT want to know where that poor little grape has been! ;)

Kardamom's avatar

@ZEPHYRA Yeah, right? Yikes!

ragingloli's avatar

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

wildpotato's avatar

I want to take this to the local slam poetry club.

LuckyGuy's avatar

… and make it hard as steel to please her.

It’s a perfect example of Bayseian Poisoning

dxs's avatar

Interesting, @LuckyGuy. But what’s the point anymore if no one can even understand it?

LuckyGuy's avatar

@dxs The real spam is attached in a file or below the BP text.

cazzie's avatar

IM only on the bus and can’t decode but it looks like someone took two separate columns of text and they collated together and translated badly using Google translate.

filmfann's avatar

Apparently, Christian Grey isn’t the eloquent wordsmith that Anastasia Steele is.

josie's avatar

Its what Dylann Roof was thinking right before he started shooting.

Blondesjon's avatar

If you take the first letter of each word and then rearrange them you end up with, “No, seriously, Barack Obama is both a Freemason and a Muslim Terrorist. It’s in the Bible.”

Adagio's avatar

All I know is anyone stupid enough to squeeze an ape deserves whatever the consequences.

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