How many experience points are you worth?

I am an unkillable NPC.

I’m priceless

Well if I’m skinned and killed, I would probably die wondering about your definition of “protected”.

@stanleybmanly protected from resale and not killing.

That dentist would be in some trouble!

Well since there are in excess of 7 billion of us, I cant envision any reason that I would be more valuable dead than alive. Perhaps there’s a huge bounty on my head due to my fierce resistance to alien domination, though the odds are considerable that I would perish while running my old ass off.

There are a few people that might cry, but tears are worthless on the market. The jewelry on my body is probably worth more than the flesh, bone and organs are.

I wouldn’t be worth the price of stuffing.

I’m only like a 2d6 kinda guy.

My skin wouldn’t be worth much, but the dinner would be delicious.

I’m a natural blonde. I’m protected.

177 xp, plus 89% to obtain greater 70’s bag of holding +2 if I don’t die by immolation.

Lol average non fighter humans in d&d can’t be worth any xp, and I think you’d only get some if you killed several of them. Back when I was playing we were high level enough that things like goblins or zombies weren’t worth anything, and we only got xp if we killed hordes of them, and that usually depended on the method used.