If you can make it happen, what ridiculous wish would you wish for right now?

I’m not looking for cure world cancer, or global peace or become the world riches person. This has to be something that people often think about but usually doesn’t hit the top 10.

For instance. I just finished cutting my grass and blowing it and trimming my plants and watering my lawn. I think a bug put up a dinner sign that read, delicious Puerto Rican food come eat all for free. My legs and arms look like target practice.
So I was so pissed when I came in.
I found myself wishing to find a way to kill all blood sucking insects and a way to supplement the wild life that eats them. I also wished them all a slow an painful death.