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When the pope visits who would you like for him to perform an exorcism on?

Asked by talljasperman (21916points) September 16th, 2015

Any American.

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Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No one that I can think of. The spirits in this building appear to be pretty easygoing. If I find some evil ones I’ll let his holiness know.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Donald Trump.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Jesse Jackson.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Adirondackwannabe.

jca's avatar

If he wants to exercise, I’ll gladly walk around the track with him.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Dutchess_III No, don’t do that. My one ghost girl is pretty hot.

cazzie's avatar

Himself.

Cruiser's avatar

Harry Reid

Dutchess_III's avatar

Ok, um…Oh. Ragingloli!

stanleybmanly's avatar

the congress

ragingloli's avatar

all 300 million of them.

talljasperman's avatar

@ragingloli That’s a lot of split-pea soup.

Inara27's avatar

The Earth. It’s infested with 6+ billion…

Mimishu1995's avatar

Amother vote for Adi. That eoman is hot, but how about the male one?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Mimishu1995 Hey, why does everyone want to get rid of my ghosts and spirits? I like them. They keep me on my toes. if they turn evil okay, but we get along well so I want to keep them.

stanleybmanly's avatar

Can friendly or happy spirits be exorcised as well? Are there jolly demons as well?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I guess they could but why would you want to, unless they’re in pain. Then I would do it.

stanleybmanly's avatar

A jolly demon in pain? It’s all so confusing.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@stanleybmanly They could be wandering this earth searching for answers or peace.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I used to have a ghost in the house. I was pretty sure it was the farmer who originally built the house around the turn of the last century. He was no trouble, except he got up at 4:30 every freaking morning and stomped around upstairs, then stomped down stairs in his big, clunky barn boots to go milk cows. I could almost smell the manure.
I told my mom about him when she was visiting once, and she yelled, “Depart from this house in the name of Jesus!”
I was so mad! I said, “Mom! He was here first! It’s HIS house!”
Didn’t hear him again after that. Shit.
Since then, though, he has sent earthquakes to take his place.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Maybe she chased him away and fracking brought you the quakes.

kritiper's avatar

Exorcism? No. A too much off the top circumcision? Two guys!

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Hiĺlary.

jca's avatar

Trumpish.

cazzie's avatar

Dick Cheney.

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