Men, what are five things you wish women knew about you?

That when you ask what we are thinking and we answer “nothing” we are not being evasive, we are probably telling the truth.

And how can you be thinking of nothing when the whole world is falling apart?????!!!!??!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????????????????? HOW!!! HOW!!!!

I think the proper response would be “drifting”, @rojo.
I wasn’t moored and I wasn’t recording my thoughts.

“What are you thinking?”
I was “drifting”, dear.

@Dutchess_III It’s a guy thing. Think of it as a superpower.

@ibstubro Thanks! I can use that. It reminded me of that Larry Joe Taylor song Third Coast Chorus:

“And I ain’t sinkin’ so I must be swimin’
I ain’t dead so I must be livin’
And livin’ is the thing that scares me the most
And if I ain’t sleepin’, well I better be fishin’
If I ain’t anchored, I will be driftin’
But all and all, I’m doin’ pretty good
Since I hit my third coast”

Found something, a meme, that said it all:

“Women spend more time thinking about what men are thinking about than men actually spend time thinking”

Pretty much sums it up.