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What do you want Santa to bring you this year?

Asked by jca (36043points) December 19th, 2015

Santa wants to know what you want for the holidays. His elves can work miracles.

What are you going to tell him?

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ucme's avatar

Photo ID

Mimishu1995's avatar

A disappeared friend back. I’ve been waiting for him for so long and haven’t been able to contact him yet.

ragingloli's avatar

All the children he stole.

elbanditoroso's avatar

A democratic president and a democratic congress.

Seek's avatar

Santa brought me a car and a bunch of tools. Santa and I are good.

Cruiser's avatar

Measuring spoons and a long neck funnel.

stanleybmanly's avatar

Fewer funerals and hospitalizations. And a good fruitcake

cookieman's avatar

New jobs for my wife and I as we are both soon to be jobless.

jaytkay's avatar

My needs are simple.

One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’ concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

Stinley's avatar

I’ve been a good girl this year. Santa has got me some Ferrero Rochers and a sleeveless gilet. He may have had some help getting these…

msh's avatar

I throw mine over to @cookieman for an extra push. Hang in there!

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Good health.

flutherother's avatar

A sack filled with rubies, or emeralds.

JLeslie's avatar

A house listing that fits what my husband and I want to buy.

A mild winter in OH.

Magically clear my arteries if they are clogging.

cookieman's avatar

Aww, thank @msh. Happy holidays to you.

Earthbound_Misfit's avatar

I really fancy a particular lens and a new camera. I won’t get either (and that’s fair enough).

Other than that I don’t know. I don’t need anything. I don’t really want anything either.

I’d love to see my son.

Pachy's avatar

Trump’s scalp, every single combed-over thread of it.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

To get through this winter and not have to chain up.

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

A sack of kitty litter, a large cucumber, and personal lubricant.

What are you looking at? Move along, buddy.

dammitjanetfromvegas's avatar

I’d like to be able to grocery shop without having to keep a tally of the price for each product. For once I’d like to be able to shop for groceries without worrying about the price for each item.

A gift card would be nice.

Pachy's avatar

@cookieman, I’ll gladly give up my gift if it’ll help you and your wife get yours.

Apparently_Im_The_Grumpy_One's avatar

Just having Santa show up would be enough. That childhood Christmas magic is gone. It would be overwhelmingly terrific to get it back.

cookieman's avatar

@Pachy: You’re a very nice elephant.

Bill1939's avatar

Another year like last year would be nice.

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