What would you say in your Fluther pep speech?

You gotta find a hobby.

I came, I saw, I typed
I have a screen.

Something something something pancakes, something something frizzer.

I am Spartacus!

^ Maybe I am Spartacus.

No, i’m Spartacus & so’s my Dad.

^ You be Spartacus then, I will be Zod.

No, you should be Neil Before, the deferential one.

“As of this moment, we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This we do gladly, for we are Jem’Hadar. Remember: victory is life.”

Do as I say, not as I do, and always remember your GQs and GAs.

When Fluther’s ass was 3 years old, it changed the face of Internet forums. It was handed the keys to the kingdom. Multi-million dollar deals. Endorsements. Everyone wanted a piece of Fluther’s shit. Just a forum with a mind for victory and an mouth like a fucking canon. But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm. But a true champion, face to face in his darkest hour will do whatever it takes to rise above. Fluther fights, fights, and fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. And Fluther’s ass ain’t no pussy. Fluther is a fucking champion