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If I were proved to be God could I be charged with a crime?

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (10214points) February 27th, 2016

Or would I be above the law? Would you be my property?

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Cruiser's avatar

Did you have anything to eat today?

kritiper's avatar

You would have to prove you were “God” first. You would be treated the same as everyone else. And, no, I would not be your property.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

@Cruiser I have a cheese pizza coming. Edit.. I had two pieces it was good.

Jeruba's avatar

Well, I don’t know, but if it can be done, I bet somebody’s tried to do it.

A few years ago I read about a guy in someplace like Alabama who tried to sue God for breach of contract.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

All those children and kittens you killed.

WTF man?

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

@SecondHandStoke They are reborn or in heaven so everything’s cool.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

New address “Pearly Gates”?

ibstubro's avatar

Yes, and you would be kept in a cell, weakened by a low dosage of kryptonite.
Oops. Wrong superhero.

Cruiser's avatar

@RedDeerGuy1 Try having a banana or a slice of rye bread shortly after you wake up…goes a long way towards shutting up those voices coming from your toaster~.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yes. You will be charged by atheists.

Buttonstc's avatar

It’s difficult to prove your godly powers from a padded room in a locked Psych ward. That is where they’ll put you if you keep insisting that you’re God (and especially if you’re committing crimes while doing so.)

You might want to rethink that whole strategy :)

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

@Buttonstc I’m imortal. I might be a god and never claimed to be (G)od

flutherother's avatar

The day you are finally proved to be God will be the day you enter through the Pearly Gates to find yourself in an asylum.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Crime against humanity, yes.

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