Do you ever want to reply to some (or most) questions sarcastically?

I sometimes get on a kick where I could answer most questions with what I think is some seriously funny shit that would likely just come off as complete jackassery. I don’t. I stop myself. Its love… for you; I don’t want to hurt you. Do you ever feel this way? How do you prevent yourself from crossing the line from being useful into being a total <expletive> even though it would be entertaining as hell?