What is your favorite phobia?

If you’re needing help in choosing, here is a lovely list.
http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/gswithenbank/phobias.htm

My personal favorites include:
Geniophobia – the fear of chins
Medectophobia – the fear of the contours of your penis being visible through your trousers (something I have a problem with ;) )..........(because I can’t afford looser trousers)
Vacansopapurosophobia – the fear of blank paper
and Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – fear of extremely long words.
I think if your doctor told you were diagnosed with that, you’d shit yourself.