Who wants to play the five-worded chain game?

Tell me what you want.

Want some candy little boy?

Boy meets girl, baby happens.

Happens is an impossible beginning!

Beginning now we must think!

Happens upon a chance encounter. (owned)

Encounter this post, and your llama will thank your intellectual abilities.

Abilities are considered during interview.

Interview with a Vampire maybe?

Maybe that dadgum llama thanking you is a vampire.

5 words @Tea_Gryphon!
vampire is a blood sucker

Sucker punched, as I failed.

Failed dreams eclipse untried dreams.

Dreams, are goals awaitiing accomplishment.

Accomplishments are the culmination of dreams.

Dreams include plenty of nightmares

That would be six words, @Coloma!

Nightmares are frightening, but imaginary.

imaginary dreams, nigthmares and goals?

@SavoirFaire Oops..haha

Goals are over rated, just follow your passion.

Passion is often a fruit.

Fruit that’s forbidden spoils faster.

Faster than dreams or goals?

Goals change according to circumstance.

Circumstance can change quite swiftly.

Swiftly comes failure if unprepared.

Unprepared for a Trump presidency.

Presidency requires a different personality.

Personality appears the only requirement.

Requirement includes lots of money.

Money makes the world go round.

Round or square your choice.

Love for sale, merely rumor?

Rumor has it that some love is for sale!

Sales are brisk and growing!

Growing fond of this game

Game of life, Mongo pawn.

Pawn to Queen 4… Checkmate

Checkmate, means its game over

Over, six balls in cricket

Cricket Jiminy Yoda’s friend is

Is it safe, is it…?

It’s better safe than sorry.

Sorry, but I’m getting tired.

Tired geriatrics should try Geritol!

Geritol’s in my walker’s cupholder.

Cupholder holds my drink well

Well cry me a river!

River Dance was quite successful.

Successful is as successful does

Does your spouse worship you?

you would never know it

It is such an ass :(

Asses live with me now.

Now is the winter of…..

Of course Fiat’s rust quickly

Quickly give me another subject!

Subject your children to nurturing.

Nurturing should be for pets.

Pets are a joy!

Joy be to the world.

world peace is not happening

Happening right now are wars.

Wars always end in bloodshed.

Bloodshed happens using dull knives.

Knives that’re dull prolong agony.

Agony is waiting for holidays

Holidays used to be special!

“Special K” is a cereal.

Cereal killer choked on breakfast

Breakfast, the most important meal

Meal time is at five.

five easy pieces of eight

Eight steps, quicker than twelve.

Twelve is a whole dozen.

Dozen tit have twelve nipples?

Nipples, is a funny word

Mark my word this game has to end at some point. The sooner the better!

Better keep this game going! ;)

Going to paint a three!

Three answers up, miserable person.

Person of the year is Angela.

Angela isn’t even a person.

Person, is singular for people

People learning the ascension factor

Factor in the danger possibility.

Possibility is always a noun?

Noun, verb or adjective,all I know is that I am NOT what UCME says I am!!!!!

Am I reading too much?

Much to do about nothing.

Nothing desired but five words!

Words on a screen baby

Baby potatoes are the best

Best to move right along.

Along came a spider, yikes!

Yikes! Calling for snow again!

Again with the snow jobs.

Jobs is Steve’s last name.

Name me one dead poet.

Poet Yeats, The Second Coming!

Coming was similar to going.

Going was similar to coming.

Coming or going let’s get the whole thing right.

Who wants to play the five-worded chain game?

“Right” is exactly five words?

Word(s). Why be an ass?

Ass…pire to inspire greater good.
:-)

Good is just an adjective.

“Adjective” is just a noun.

Noun modifier; Really, shiny, sparkly!

Sparkly, Yoda thinks chandeliers are.

Are you gonna eat that?

That is not even food.

Food..It’s whats for Breakfast..

Breakfast of Champions—great book!

Book me a Rio flight.

Flight schedules are screwed up.

Up-town girl and Billy Joel.

Joel Osteen gives good messages.

Messages: “I became the president”.

President Obama is in Cuba.

Cuba Gooding’s career is over.

“Over the rainbow”, by Iz.

Iz dis tha spellin’ be?

Be that as it may…

May flowers, ever so sweet.

Sweet and sour chicken tonight

Tonight, tonight, won’t be just…

Just calm the hell down!

Down, down the rabbit hole…

Hole-in-one, great shot!

Shot for stealing maw’s chickens.

Chickens ain’t allowed ‘round here.

Here she comes, walking down……

Down South politeness is important.

Important times in world history.

History is written by winner.

Winner takes all by tradition.

Tradition keeps obsolete ideas alive.

Alive I am, though accidentally.

Accidentally stumbling upon fame rocks.

Rocks, with a twist, bartender.

Bartender, Mizz Bartender Harmonica Herb

Herb and Peaches, reunited hey!

Hey hey! What’s up, Doc?

Doc Watson is my hero

Hero, sub, hoagie, grinder…..which?

Which do you like best?

Best not to touch it.

It’s not a good solution.

Solutions aren’t always easily found.

Found objects are little surprises.

Surprises make life more fun.

Fun is what we want.

Want to see my Tattoo?

Tattoo, where is the plane?

Tattoo shops aren’t my thing.

Plane, thing, there’s always one.

One simply can’t do it.

It requires a little help.

Help is right at hand.

Hand me that Grand piano.

Piano keyboards are much lighter.

Lighter but not as funny.

Funny is in the eyes

Eyes can cheat you sometimes.

Sometimes looks can be deceiving.

Deceiving me is always difficult

Difficult recipes always put me off.

Off to storm the castle!

Castle[s] made of sand subside.

Subside if you really must!

Must you really do it?

It sank into the swamp!

Swamp Thing ravished the maiden.
[. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ^^flaxen haired^^ ]

Maiden speeches are overrated nonsense

Nonsense sentences make no sense.

Sense may be extremely keen.

Keen eyes keep hawks fed.

Fed cats are happy cats.

Cats say I’m their human.

Human is just another animal.

Animal Jam is for kids.

Kids love to watch tv

TV shows are mostly pitiful.

Pitiful is as pitiful does.

Does Trump speak the truth?

Truth is singular. ...versions…mistruths

Mistrushs is plural, isn’t it?

It purred like suckling kittens!

Kittens are like little Angels.

Feel the presence of angels.

Angels are good or evil

Evil vind your veakness dahlink!

Dahlink… did you mean Darkwing?

Darkwing takes flight by night.

Night entails many dark angles.

Angles are acute or obtuse
@Mimishu1995 “dahlink” is “darling” said in an Eastern European accent

Obtuse is PC for stupid.

stupid is as stupid does

Does a stupid man think?

Think I want to eat

Eat, drink and be merry

Merry Merry Christmas to you.

You and I are friends.

Friends forever right? Please do!

Do walk on the grass.

Grass in the bownies yum-yum!

Yum-yum sauce is for shrimp.

Shrimp…back to those brownies!

Brownies were never my thing.

Thing was always very handy.

Handy cam caught Nanny Violet.

Violet enjoyed seeing Henry squirm

Why were we waiting wearily?

@Mimishu1995 Wrong thread

Squirm like a wiggly worm.

Ah snap!
Worm holes are not real.

Real eyes realize real lies. shout out to a jelly

Lies lead to tangled webs.

Welcome! @Here2_4.

Webs are for hairy spiders

Spiders are not welcome here.

Here they rudely come anyway.

Anyway why be so scared?

Scared stiff, Steve shrieked spontaneously.

Spontaneously, I killed my ex.

ex is a prefix, not a word.

X dead, Y was freed!

Freed from ice, I drove.

Then why do people use “my ex” so many times?
“Drove” is made from “drive”

Drive home carefully my love.

Love is for gullible fools.

Fools are blissful in ignorance
@Mimishu1995 ex is fine. It’s in common usage.

Ignorance makes great popular reality TV.

tv is now a word.

Word usage evolves almost daily.

Daily dumps do delight Dougie

Dougie’s a nice tongue twister.
(nice alliterative work Stinley)

Twist ‘er to the right.

Right after the pigs fly.

Fly me to the moon

Moon cakes are super delicious!

Delicious cakes delivered here, please.

Please don’t tell my husband.

Husband to be, Oliver, blushed.

Blushed cheeks require no rouge.

Rouge is for clown cheeks.

Cheeks are pretty with dimples.

Dimples aren’t good on chins.

Chins aren’t good with dimples.

Dimples are cellulite on thighs.

Thighs don’t bend, knees do.

Do you want to eat?

Eat drink sleep and repeat

Repeat after me! Eat, drink!

Drink that potion and fly!

Fly, my wonderful winged monkeys!

Monkeys are poor dinner companions.

Companions are compadres in Spanish.

Spanish omelet for breakfast tomorrow?

Tomorrow your Spanish omelet will come.

Come to me my sweet

Sweet spring sounds are outside.

Outside of Heaven I’m miserable.

Miserable people complain and blame.

Blame yourself if blame’s required.

Required for a cookie; Flour.

Flour, sugar, eggs, salt, water.

Sentence

Water makes Spring flowers vivid.

Vivid colors in my dreams.

Dreams give pause from nightmares.

Nightmares chase after the daystallion.
(Let’s see ya do something with that!)

Daystallion, you keep me clutched.
Making that noise with my tongue which dapples my screen.

Clutched in my loving arms

Arms aching for your touch.

Touch me in the morning.

(Yes, lyrics) :)

Morning darlin’, how you doin’?

Doin’ fine this morning, dear.

Dear children, do sit now.

Now isn’t time for babysitting.

Babysitting’s risky in horror movies.

Movies sometime make me laugh.

laugh though your heart is breaking.

Breaking plates is my favourite

Favorite food is always favorite.

Favorite pets are a comfort.

Comfort and peace are priceless.

Priceless treasures make great gifts!

Gifts aren’t only for giving.

Giving is better than receiving.

Receiving spam email annoys everyone!

Everyone needs to flag spams.

Spams like to be annihilated

Annihilated frat boys often barf.

Barf it up for relief.

Relief of stress follows massage.

Massage therapy is a possibility.

Possibility, schmossibility, I want results!

Results might be hardened skin

Skin that chicken first thing.

“Thing” was made by Volkswagen.

VW stocks are a steal!

Steal my face? Please don’t.

Don’t talk about getting defaced!

Defaced and limp, he wept.

Wept out, she soldiered on.

On the phone she chatted

Chatted about, she appreciated attention.

Attention seekers drive me nuts.

Nuts are very delicious food.

Food and water sustain life.

Life is an old magazine. Still has a website of old issues.

Magazine rack was fully stocked

Stocked with ale, partying began.

“Began” is “begin“s past tense.

Tense and stressed, she wept

Wept out, wrung out, asleep.

Asleep, he started his sleepwalking.

Sleepwalking to a new version?
Version slow, time to renew?
Renew this game someone please?

Game renewed just to please!

Who wants to play the five-worded chain game? 3rd Edition?

Please, it seems too soon.

Soon I return, dearest @MollyMcGuire!

MollyMcGuire is now bashfully blushing.

@MollyMcGuire can’t count for squat!
:-)

Squat forty times for muscles.

Muscles are a good focus.

Focus is critical in photography.

Photography is a good hobby.

Hobby time is so relaxing.

Relaxing should be very cheap.

Cheap Trick at the Budokan.

Budokan to Hilton on Shinjuku.

Shinjuku is Tokyo’s government center.

Centre stage we find drums.

Drums are in our ears.

Ears of corn for dinner.

Dinner time is family time.

Time is on our side.

Side dishes go on buffet.

Buffet is Jimmy’s first name. I know I can’t spell ! He has two T’s

Name your dog after purchase.

Purchase in mud is tricky.

Tricky children receive extra treats.

Treats may not be deserved.

Deserved medals thrilled fast runners.

Runners are competing for medal.

Medal level athletes fascinate me.

“Me like Jane!” yodeled Tarzan.

Tarzan needs time to swing.

Swing the baby for naptime.

Naptime is a teacher’s gracetime.

Gracetime is hard to find nowadays.

Nowadays fools are proudly bred.

Bred deep in the bone.

Bone is a classic trim color.

Color outside the lines, often.

Often there is rain here.

Here, there, everywhere a bear.

Bear, nekkid, trumps bare naked.

Naked truth can be sharp.

Sharp words can wound feelings.

Feelings lyrics make me cringe.

Cringe is what he does.

Does not compute, such fact.

Fact-based decisions might actually succeed.

@BellaB Just use five words. Two hyphenated words are still two words. :)

Succeed next time by preparing.

Preparing; before those nasty zombies!

Zombies are silly and unlikely

Unlikely; there be one!!!

One more day of soup.

Soup sometimes makes me gassy.

Gassy vegetables need quick blanch.

Blanch; not a fun date!

Date of Christmas is coming!

Coming home for Christmas; BUMMER!

Bummer that you dropped that.

That there thing?A warthog!

@abcbill Use one five worded sentence beginning with the last word of the previous entry.

Warthog is a funny word.

@MollyMcGuire Okay….just picture a semi-colon where the question mark is…that should be within the parameters….

“Word” conjures images of dictionaries.

Dictionaries offer good dense reading.

Reading a telephone book – - YUCK !

YUCK—more of Mom’s COOKING!!??!!!

Cooking without recipes is epic.

Epic Movie‘s horrible as fuck.

FUCK: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

Knowledge of clouds is helpful.

Helpful is a Christmas Buffet.

Buffet choices often overwhelm me.

Me, love me some shrimp!

Shrimp isn’t on today’s menu.

Menu items change by season.

Season with Sriracha sauce, carefully!

Carefully consider all the angels.

Angels dancing on a pinhead.

Pinhead I’ve never been called.

Called late for dinner, again.

Again, he brought flies inside.

Inside the “BIG HOUSE”: Roof.

Roof boards are called sarking

Sarking must be something dirty. ;)

Dirty jokes are blue jokes.

Jokes by toddlers are hilarious.

Hilarious situations aren’t always funny.

Funny you should say that.

“THAT” is a great punchline!

Punchlines need to be crafted.

Crafted and curated inks-HEAVENLY!!!

Heavenly colors occupy the canvass.

Canvass voters about their choices.

Choices are always there; think!

THINK; great IBM ad campaign!.

Campaign for shorter term limits.

Limits are in the mind

Mind over matter sometimes works.

Works for me always; you?

You never notice the mistakes.

Mistakes are how we learn.

Learn something new each day.

Day of book debate debacle.

Debacle is a funny word. ;)

Word games are my jam.

Jam, peanut butter or marmite?

Marmite or Vegemite or nothing !

Nothing can beat The Band.

Band together for more strength.

Strength is appreciated in medication

Medication is the last resort.

Resort wear is often colourful.

Colourful or is it colorful?

Colorful looks naked without u.

“U” is before the “V”

Not doing letters as words.

V was a decent film.

@BellaB The point here is to start your sentence with the last word of the previous sentence.

Film Director Gary Lynch sucks.

“Sucks” in Telegu means ‘six.”