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If you had a robot to play with for just five minutes every day, what would you have it do?

Asked by longgone (19539points) April 9th, 2016

Entertain the kids? Give you a massage? Mow the lawn? Do the dishes?

Let’s say it is programmed to do the same thing every day.

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ragingloli's avatar

Robot tentacle rape.

trolltoll's avatar

pleasurebot

Seek's avatar

Please have it wash the dishes for me. As long as it doesn’t complain that I don’t appreciate it enough.

ragingloli's avatar

@Seek
Sounds like a Mr. Handy is for you.

Seek's avatar

Sold! Where do I send payment?

ragingloli's avatar

You can order it from General Atomics International.
It will be ready to be shipped in 2037.

NuclearWessels's avatar

A Mr. Handy in the day, and a Fisto for nighttime activites.

Coloma's avatar

Chores! Ranch hand robot. Scoop horse poo and carry, dump and fill the duck buckets and pitch the soiled hay.

cookieman's avatar

Yard work for sure, but I don’t think five minutes is gonna do it.

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

finally played fallout 4…meh

Darth_Algar's avatar

I suppose that depends on how life-like its mouth is.

stanleybmanly's avatar

housework definitely

longgone's avatar

Mine would take out the trash. Actually, I’d get two and have one take out the trash while the other one brushes one of the dogs. And then I’d get two more and have them vacuum.

Everything else, I’m fine doing myself.

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