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Have you seen, or know, a great bumper sticker?

Asked by ibstubro (18765points) April 12th, 2016

Points if it’s a sticker you saw recently that you liked so well it stuck with you.

Points for “freshness”, or simply a combination of traditional ideas that were new to you.

Points for conciseness – something you only had to glance at once to get the meaning.

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ibstubro's avatar

Jesus is Coming!
Look Busy!

Pachy's avatar

My favorite is STILL “Put the &*^%$! phone down and DRIVE!”

II hate seeing bumper sticks, but I actually pulled up to the driver and congratulated him for it.

jca's avatar

“God is coming and she is pissed.”

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

“Generic Bumper Sticker” is a good one.

cookieman's avatar

DIAGNOSED ADD*
*Attention Deficit…Hey, look at the butterfly.

Love_my_doggie's avatar

“The Labor Movement: The Folks Who Brought You the Weekend”

canidmajor's avatar

Save the Whales.
Collect the Entire Set!

Blackberry's avatar

I like the coexist stickers, but to be honest one of the most funny was a simple white background with black arial font that said “Just shutup about Jesus already!”

SecondHandStoke's avatar

I once saw one with the image of an assault rifle on it.

Underneath it read:

“It’s because I’m black, isn’t it.”

SecondHandStoke's avatar

One I’m tempted to get even though I am not a fan of bumperstickers reads:

“My car stops on a dime, does yours?”

Another I’ve seen reads:

“Sorry to drive so close in front of you.”

ibstubro's avatar

I’ve not seem the drive so close in front, @SecondHandStoke.
Very good!

Strauss's avatar

I saw one a long time ago that said this:

If you can read this sign…
YOU’RE TOO DAMNED CLOSE!

Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

IT’S A JEEP.
IF I WANTED A HUMMER,
I’D CALL YOUR SISTER.

Strauss's avatar

Printed upside down on the back of an off-road recreational sport-utility-type vehicle…

If you can read this, turn me over!

ibstubro's avatar

Don’t Drink and Park
Accidents Cause People

geeky_mama's avatar

Dog is my Co-Pilot

ibstubro's avatar

I’ve seen that, @geeky_mama!
Cute.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

$hit happens.

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