Any guess what President Obama and Prince William might be discussing?

Well, the article says they were discussing the chaos surrounding Prince George’s birth. There’s also a video attached to the article. I can’t be arsed enough to watch it.

The CIA and MI6 have recently discovered that my son looks exactly like Prince George, so President Obama and Prince William are talking contingency plans in the event that something happens to the royal baby.

By the way, my son really does look just like Prince George. As for the rest of my post, let’s just say that [redacted].

Never saw it & can’t be arsed to watch the vid, so i’m just going to guess that Barack asked Will if Kate groans when his balls are slapping on her arse during the regal humpathon

He probably thought he was going to a funeral…

I’m guessing Prince William said “So that Trump is sure an as_hole huh?”
Obama replied,” yup.” “That Pipa Middleton’s got a nice ass eh?”
“Yup.”
“Yup.”
“Take it easy.”
“Alright, see ya.”