Care to share your favorite Mother's Day quote?

“Thank you dear lady for being my mom,
you did all my homework you took me to prom,
and I was the only guy who got lucky that night”
– Stephen Lynch

“My father worked for the same firm for 12 years. They fired him and replaced him with a tiny gadget that does everything my father does, only much better. The depressing thing is my mother ran out and bought one.”

Woody Allen

@Pachy
It was a vibrator, right?

“I’m not your mother, now fuck off before I shove those flowers up your tiny white arse!!”
– Diana Ross to Michael Jackson

When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway. Erma Bombeck

Maybe, @ragingloli, although I doubt that would have been much use at work unless it was a brothel. ;-)

The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world. :-)

“GRAMMA! I CLEANED UP MY OWN POOP!!!”