I've been offered a job as a marketing audio gain technician at a local television station. Should I accept the position?

Yes.

Are you sure you are qualified for that?

Not unless you promise to sabotage the system from within!

How could one possibly handle that level of responsibility without some staff?

^^^ That might be a question for ucme.

That is illegal, you know. It was outlawed a couple years ago.

Oh oh!! Busted! But he can blame the staff.

Bag the gig in the Art of Noise dept…Close to the Edit

We have a button on the remote to do that. I usually use it to turn the volume down when the commercials come on.

Do you want the job? Is it something you’ve always wanted to do? Is it a way in to get the job you really want?

I believe that job qualifies you for the eighth circle of hell.

That’s the fraud circle, with the pimps and whores and corrupt politicians.

So you’ll be working in DC, then?

^ Funny you mention that. A similar point was made in the form of a question on another well known Internet forum.

The answer is that the circle of hell choice is still in negotiations.

I plan to choose whatever one is occupied by Mae West, Jane Mansfield and FloJo.

@SecondHandStoke Anywhere with those three is heaven, not hell.

I don’t know about you @Earthbound_Misfit, but I lay awake and night and dream of having the skills to turn up the volume on radio commercials. I’ve always wanted to do that….

Pump up the volume…pump up the volume…dance, dance