Who wants to play the five-worded chain game? 3rd Edition?

Game renewed just to please!

Please come and join in!

In good company am I

I believe the company’s grand.

Grand celebrations took place yesterday.

Yesterday I finally, finally pooped.

Pooped I did after dinner.

Dinner was delicious last night!

Night is over, sun shines.

Shines moon in starry night.

Night is great for thieves.

Thieves put in extra efforts.

Efforts were not appreciated well.

Well wishers wish you happiness.

Happiness is too often under-rated.

Under-rated movies are the best!

Best is better than better.

Better boil beets in butter.

Butter drenched popcorn is best.

Best beats better; sometimes barely.

Barely cooked steaks bleed beautifully.

Beautifully written words ring true.

True love never lasts, ever.

Ever try testing that theory?

Theory, hypothesis…both the same?

Same shit, different day, again.

Again is better than aloss.

Again’s a poor sentence opening.

Opening the statement, he giggles.

Giggles is my pet Alligator.

Alligators are difficult to write.

Write your will before boarding.

Boarding a relative isn’t fun.

Fun is a stinky dog.

Dog days of summer approach.

Approach wagging dogs with skepticism.

Skepticism will get you nowhere.

Nowhere does it say that!

That time we walked backwards.

Backwards sentences write rarely I.

I see the effects, Yoda.

Yoda needs a better stylist.

Stylist help Trump needs desperately.

Desperately, he trolled the trollops.

Trollops tweak Trump’s ‘toopid ‘do. (Meh…)

Do tell me more, @Jak

@Jak plays word games well.

“Well…” is a deep subject.

Subject or object, which one?

One is less than many.

Many are called, few chosen (I cheated a bit…)

Chosen is better than assigned.

@Lonelyheart807 It’s called paraphrase!

Assigned me to washing dishes! :-(

Dishes are in the machine

Machine Gun Kelly supports Trump.

Trump is not my choice!

Choice best steaks, Trump steaks! (sorry, can’t seem to get past it today)

Steaks for dinner, medium rare.

Rare emotion clouds my judgment.

Judgment is a dualistic concept.

Concepts of time are skewed.
Sorry

Skewed political data is common.

Common ‘taters talkin’ ‘bout stuff.
(hey, at least I’m past the Trump thing)

“Stuff it!” he cried tensely.

Tensely, he got it inside.

“Inside pets” shouldn’t be outside.

Outside time lies the infinite.

Infinite are dry ceral choices.

Choices make our life better

Better not talk about worse.

Worse boss ever said she…

She walked out the door.

Door, why don’t you open?

“Open Sesame!” he shouted dramatically.

Dramatically, Hilary made history Tuesday.

Tuesday, Trump sounded unTrumpish teleprompted.

Teleprompted or not, who cares?

“Cares”...add an “s”, “Caress”.

Caress mouths can kill fast.

Fast cars are always red.

Red lights make them stop.

Stop acting like such ninnies!

Ninnies rarely consider inherent risks.

Risk nothing, never gain anything.

Anything can be bought, literally.

Literally? I don’t think so!

So unrulelike are two sentences.

Sentences don’t always make sense.

Sense and Trump are strangers..

Strangers are friends never met.

@Pachy,..._Literally I don’t think so!

Met Opera on bucket list.

“List” a boat, it’s tipping!

Tipping is culturally weighted phenomenon.

“Phenomenon” made Travolta a genius??

Genius level I am not.

“Not here!” she told him.

Him can’t start a sentence. ;)

Sentence creation can be stressful.

Stressful sentences can be fun.

Fun times were had today

Today we counted blue cars.

Cars drove along the road.

“Road To Nowhere” is great.

“Great, great wall” is goofy.

Goofy drives a groovy jalopy.

Jalopy means unpretentious, unlike TJBM.

TJBM can’t be a dumbass.

Dumbass is as dumbass does.

Does have beautiful little fawns.

^^^ fabulous answer

Fawn’s my long-term friend.

Yes, I have a friend named Fawn

Friend is not a verb.

Verb declension lists please me.

Me Jane after sex change operation.

(Tarzan doesn’t use verbs.)

Operation “Wazoo” will soon begin.

Begin with the word ‘Heist’.

Heist movies are just top-notch!

Notch yo fren no mo.

Mo donuts, mo Bella belly.

Belly dancing is good exercise.

Exercise your right to vote.

Vote for legitimate complainer’s rights.

Rights should not be stripped.

Stripped off all clothes, he wept.

“Wept” is word number six!

Six words, one too many.

Many times we don’t count right.

Right made from two wrongs?

Wrongs will go on forever.

Forever is a long time.

Time to check the weather.

Weather has been good here.

Here is definitely not there.

There is a good one.

One one won one race.

Race-walking challenges my skill set.

Set precariously, the vase broke.

Broke, hungry, he finally ate.

Ate at Anna’s, walked home.

Home cooked meals are delicious.

Delicious is an Oreo Blizzard.

Blizzard is striking once again.

Again, my stick is short.

Short people got no reason.

“Reason me this,” Holmes began.

“Began to overthink again?” Watson sighed.

He sighed, “That took thought!”

Thought about tomorrow’s dinner plan.

Plan to record music tomorrow.

Tomorrow, what will tomorrow bring?

Bring me my beer tomorrow.

“Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow,” Macbeth mumbles.

Mumbles could be Scrabble gold.

GOLD in them thar hills!

Hills Like White Elephants. Hemingway.

Hemingway loved New Orleans too.

Too little time for books.

Lenny’s books piqued the Mob’s interest.

Interest rate is feverishly fluctuating.

Fluctuating public opinions create disasters.

Disasters challenge the canniest gamers.

Gamers have no social life.

(Sorry, it just made sense)

Life sentences not death sentences

Sentences are part of documents.

Documents do not function alone.

Alone does not mean unhappy.

Unhappy was how he felt.

Felt, scorpions won’t cross it.

It depends on many things.

Things made of gold count.

Count your money before spending.

Spending collateral makes no sense!

Sense is no politician’s friend.

Friend or foe, bring cookies!

Cookies are better with milk!

“Milk makes the meal,” mumbled Mary.

Mary carried berries by ferry.

Ferrying aircraft can be fun.

Fun can not be over-rated.

Overrated theater is becoming epidemic.

Epidemic doesn’t break out unpredicted.

Unpredicted rain can be mysterious.

Mysterious holes open in Siberia.

Siberia is home to tigers.

Tigers are close to extinction.

Extinction event expected this timeline.

Timeline alternatives are science fiction.

Fiction writers embellish the facts.

Facts often disprove Trump’s narrative.

Narrative writing needs fine details.

Details are devil. No wait…

Wait until I write more.

More rockets to blast meteors!

Meteors provided early mankind’s iron.

Iron Age mankind demarcated nations.

Nations are better joined together

Together we could accomplish much.

Much more convincing is needed.

Needed demands have been met.

Met with adversity, artists thrive.

Thrive is how we survive.

Survive this weather without water?

Water the garden with care.

Care should be given accordingly.

Accordingly, I rescheduled the meeting.

Meeting with a smile is preferred.

Preferred time, ten minutes early.

Early bird gets the worm.

Eew! Don’t think I’d fight that early bird for a worm!

Worm sammiches! Mmmmm, my favorite!

Favorite is better when deep-fried.

Note: “Deep-fried” is one word.

Deep-fried food is not healthy.

“Healthy” is not always tasty.

Tasty treats tempt tubby tummys

Tummys rumble when they’re empty!

Empty your pockets young man!

Man up, broke that hex!

“Hex” is difficult to use.

Use before best by date.

Date Newton for instant gravitas.

Gravitas about Brexit is overblown?

Overblown news attracted unsuspecting readers.

Readers are helpful after fifty.

Fifty bats is enough!

Enough of that crazy dancing!

Dancing keeps me from aging.

Aging cons shouldn’t be underestimated.

Underestimated was how I felt.

Felt squares make fun crafts.

Crafts and arts make beauty

Beauty is a subjective matter.

Matter is everything around you.

You are a night rider.

“Rider” was Batman’s old nickname.

Nicknames are hard to lose.

“Lose” is different from “loose”.

Loose lips can sink ships !

Ships’ captains appreciate smooth sailing.

Sailing is not always plain-sailing.

Sailing is an expensive sport!

Sport a cool new haircut

Haircut options are too many.

Many people boil eggs improperly.

Improperly conducted introduction is impolite.

Impolite dancers tromp on feet.

Feet hurt after long hikes.

Hikes can be good exercise.

Exercise bikes are excellent racks.

Racks are good for surfboards

Surfboards could be considered Hawaiian.

Hawaiian food is many cultures.

Cultures help build the world.

World music is extremely interesting.

Interesting people meet at Fluther.

Fluther is a little community

Community standards develop over time.

Time will wound heal all heels wounds.

Wounds with scabs are fascinating.

Fascinating ballet moves thrill me.

Me zucchinis just keep growing!

Growing up can dull people.

People can really scare me.

Me and my broken heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JJfJgyHYwU

Heart is merely a muscle.

Muscle memory aids dance practice.

Practice everyday until Carnegie Hall.

Hall monitors ignored bad behaviour.

“Behaviour” stateside is spelled “behavior”.

Behavior theories are practically useful.

Useful tools help when gardening.

Gardening’s good for the soul.

Soul patches are a look.

Look at all the people!

People are just dumb creatures.

Creatures dance only for themselves

Themselves are who they love.

Love has all the answers.

Answers improve with good questions.

Questions never seem to end.

End something and begin another.

Another trip around the sun.

Sunshine doesn’t last all morning.

Morning is great for breakfast.

Breakfast is sometimes inconvenient.

Inconvenient details delayed our trip.

Trip the lying bastage up!

Up is better than down.

Down to the barricades everyone!

Everyone gonna Wang Chung tonight?

Tonight is great to go!

‘Go to bed’, said Mother

Mother Nature is in danger!

Danger at a distance fascinates.

“Fascinates” cannot begin a sentence.

Sentence should fit the crime.

Crime and Punishment a novel.

Novel ideas can be rare.

Rare books are worth collecting.

Collecting shoes feels so natural.

Natural and organic gardener here!

Here the moon is rising.

Rising dough makes good bread.

Bread and butter for meal.

Mealy-mouthed is not a compliment.

Compliment the one you love.

Love to rock some leather.

Leather is sexy in black.

Black is film-noir color.

Color should be spelled colour.

“Colour” has a superfluous letter!

Letter carriers are not appreciated.

Appreciated children shine in joy.

Joy in life is necessary.

Necessary evils include house cleaning.

Cleaning is rewarding, but boring.

Boring movies now sound exciting.

Exciting rides spin me around.

Around dinnertime hungry kids arrived.

“Arrived!” I posted on Facebook.

Facebook is full of stupidity.

Stupidity ran rampant last night!

Night time’s the right time

Time flies like the wind.

Fruit flies like ripe bananas.

Bananas—not just mokneyfood anymore.

Anymore of those bananas ripe?

Ripe bananas are very rare.

Rare steak tickles my fancy.

Fancy rare steaks are beauteous.

Beauteous is as beauteous does.

Does this keyboard suit me?

Me and her, good company.

Company coming; let’s clean up!

Up up went the balloon.

Balloon surgery offers weight loss.

Loss of loved ones sucks.

Sucks like a new vacuum.

Vacuum bottles keep food hot.

Hot in attitude and tone.

Tone is always a consideration.

Consideration of others carries value.

Value all gold star families.

Families all have their secret.

Secret weapons can be brutal.

Brutal heatwave leads to nudity.

Nudity is best viewed naked.

Naked ambition could be tempting.

Tempting fate can be dangerous.

Dangerous leisure activities increase adrenaline.

Adrenaline can lead to trouble.

Trouble, trouble, boil and bubble.

(Shaqspeare)

Bubble Butt keeps us dancing.

That is the oddest ting I have seen in a really long time, @BellaB.
Like an acid flashback.

Dancing makes you look good.

Good weather should include rain.

Rain is good for crops.

Crops are dusted by planes.

Planes overhead rarely worry us.

“Us?” he replied. “Us who?”

Who ate the last burger?

Burger isn’t good for health.

Health food makes me grumpy.

Grumpy is as grumpy does.

Does have little baby fawns.

Fawns over girls, he does.

“Does” are for “female deers”.

Deers ate my friend’s flowers.

Flowers are deer during winter.

Winter squash aren’t blooming yet.

Yet another day of adventure.

Adventure is for adventurous mind.

Mind if I sing the blues?

Blues and greens are favorites.

Favourites find their way in.

In America we spell different.

Different strokes for different folks.

Folks aren’t all the same.

Same great minds think alike.

Alike around the eyes, maybe?

Maybe it won’t rain tomorrow.

Tomorrow I’ll paint the house.

House plants need sunlight too.

Too much sun causes sunburn.

Sunburn responds nicely to aloe.

Aloe drinks can be chunky.

Chunky yarn knits up fast.

Fast, then drink copious liquids.

Liquids make summer heat bearable.

Bearable heat means humidity’s low.

Low confidence gets you nowhere.

Nowhere beats Assateague and Chincoteague.

Chincoteague is a tourist spot.

Spot spelled backwards is tops.

Tops are children’s traditional toys.

Toys are childish for adults.

Adults are often over-rated fools.

Fools have lawyers for clients.

Client-driven businesses often succeed.

Succeed at your own peril.

Peril, you must avoid it.

It came from the desert.

Desert paintings decorate my hallway.

Hallway decorations welcome new students.

Students are sometimes good teachers.

Teachers hate to admit that!

That cake looks so delicious!

Delicious casseroles do tempt me.

Me, myself and I – sweating.

Sweating cools ones hot body.

Body language is very subtle.

Subtle feeling is hard to detect.

Detect the odor of salsa?

Salsa on my morning burrito.

Burrito named “Betsy” grew up!

Up to nothing when sweltering.

Sweltering needs to be ended.

Ended parties made people disappointed.

Disappointed people sometimes end parties.

Parties are best during college.

College or university? Tough choice.

Choice is yours in November.

November is next to December.

December is a troubling month.

Month to month leases suck.

Suck hard when enjoying crawfish. (gag)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYRWuEbWkCo

Crawfish boil up super tasty.

Tasty licks make good jazz.

Jazz is THE American music.

Music can make people addicted.

Addicted to dance, feel energized.

Energized, the bunny kept going…

and going…and going…and going…

Going nuts solves no problems.

No problems with the dehumidifier.

Dehumidifier not needed in Colorado.

Colorado a shade of red.

Red roses traditionally mean love.