Headlines you're waiting for?

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Here’s a headline I’d pay money to see:

In a Stunning Move, GOP Nominates Sanders

Note: Yes, I definitely made this up. Relax. This is not a real news story.

What headlines would you hold your breath for, in these weirder-than-ever times?

 
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