The Second "What happened/will happen in the year ______"?

In 28,452 BCE, Urk finally got a boar, killed it, cooked the belly over a fire. First bacon dinner ever!

In 423 seconds, I shall probably sneeze again. like that?

@LBM eh, why not. :)

In the 127th century we shall be either extinct or everywhere in the galaxy and beyond. I suspect that we will no longer be corporeal beings, except perhaps when it suits us for recreational purposes.

On November 8, 2016, the headline atop this photo will read:

YOU’RE FIRED!

43,619 years ago, someone told the first knock-knock joke.

By the year 44,090 I wonder how much gray I will have? Hell, I might even grow a beard if I lived THAT long!

In 365 days or less I will be history, gone, departed, left never to return. :-)

@Hypocrisy_Central Are you sick or are you going the route of heavens gate? haha

In the year 2020 my country’s government will realize that their industrialization goal is too damn unrealistic Shhh, don’t tell anyone :p

A bit background: my government has a goal that in 2020 the whole country will be a fully industrialized country with the most advanced technology. They set the goal in maybe 2000 or earlier. It’s 2016 and I haven’t seen much progress yet…

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In the year 2525, the world will go to pot.

In the year 43276 Barbara Bush gives her final blowjob, she dies from toxic shock because she swallowed for the very first time.

In the year 19292 CE; they will finally figure out which came first the Chicken or the Egg.