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[Fluff time] It is sizzling hot, what are the best shorts for a 5’3”-5” 105-117lb woman?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26821points) July 20th, 2016

Summer is here and the temps are up, on a sizzling day which is the best shorts for a woman 5’3”-5” 105–117lb, Daisy Dukes, booty shorts, or yoga shorts?

You know you will have fun with it one way or another, so have at it.

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SmartAZ's avatar

A woman can’t have advice from a man about clothing unless he is selling it.

Seek's avatar

If I find one, I’ll ask her.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Why does she need to wear shorts? A nice sundress might be called for.

canidmajor's avatar

Whatever the hell she wants.

Mariah's avatar

I fit that description, but I spend most of my day at work where the air conditioning is a little overzealous, so I’m sitting here in long pants and a sweater.

ragingloli's avatar

Use something other than moon-units

SmartAZ's avatar

This reminds me of a news story from some time back. A lady in Florida was making some ridiculous annual income selling hot dogs from a push cart while wearing a bikini. The city council considered a law prohibiting any outfit that exposed more than fifty percent of the buttocks. The subject was finally abandoned when somebody asked the lawmakers exactly how they proposed to measure fifty percent of a buttock.

Coloma's avatar

I’d go for the Yoga shorts, comfort over sex appeal for me. Personally, I wear a lot of sundresses and skirts, I don’t like the feel of pants and shorts much, too restrictive unless they are jammie bottoms, yoga pants or sweats. I do not like the feeling of tight clothing, hot or cold. The only time I wear jeans is when I ride horses.

Aethelwine's avatar

Linen/cotton cargo shorts. Jean shorts are too heavy on an absurdly hot, humid day.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’d go for the sun dress. Daisy Dukes, and other such nonsense, are uncomfortable and want to ride up in your butt.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

A lady in Florida was making some ridiculous annual income selling hot dogs from a push cart while wearing a bikini.
Those must have been some insanely awesome hot dogs! ~~

Hey, if it works for Madison Avenue why not an adventurous entrepreneur?

canidmajor's avatar

Looking at the “Related” questions to the right, @Hypocrisy_Central, I see you are obsessed with this general topic. Wouldn’t you rather be outside creepily ogling these women than looking down at your little screen asking about them?

ragingloli's avatar

“this is so sinful!” _*fap fap fap
“what disgusting harlots!” _*fap fap fap
“devil worshipping witches!” _*fap fap fap
“absolutely haram!” _*fap fap fap

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

^^ Looking at the “Related” questions to the right, @Hypocrisy_Central, I see you are obsessed with this general topic.
If you are in the US you know it is a germane part of the culture. Questions on ”Does she love me”, ”Why didn’t he call after we had sex on the 2nd date?”, ”What does it mean when I dream about someone in my class?”, bla, bla, bla, has been covered to ad nosism here; swing a dead cat in any direction and you will hit one. Just covering material no one else is, and it is easy enough to follow without getting lost. If I asked as many ”Why won’t she smile at me?” questions one would think me some neurotic without any life experience.

canidmajor's avatar

Instead we just think you are someone with no real women in your life experience.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and we know what is said of that ;-)

Coloma's avatar

Here ya go HC.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOfFB5QF4iQ

This girls short shorts are pretty tame by todays standards. Knock yourself out. lol

Aethelwine's avatar

Who’s this we? Please don’t include me! I like HC and don’t assume anything about him.

Darth_Algar's avatar

Any guesses on how many gigs of porn our righteous Christian has on his hard drive?

Haleth's avatar

Those are… oddly specific dimensions. It reminds me of the “pick up artist” community and their dreadful 1–10 scale of female hotness.

SmartAZ's avatar

has been covered to ad nosism

Now there’s a word you don’t hear very often!

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Any guesses on how many gigs of porn our righteous Christian has on his hard drive?
Let’s see, a true Fluther answer to that if I had asked it of another:

• What business is it of yours what I watch?
• You jealous and want to borrow some while you handle it?
• If I had any it is research to see how debased the ungodly have become.
• No matter what I have, if any, secular people still have 50 times more.

I could go on, but it is not even worth it.

@jonsblond Who’s this we? Please don’t include me! I like HC and don’t assume anything about him.
It IS nice to know I have a few supporters here, even if I can count them on one hand and not run short of fingers. <hugz>

Seek's avatar

So we know the number is greater than zero, since it can be multiplied…

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

^ It is like the Spirit, you cannot prove it exist so it doesn’t.

Darth_Algar's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central “If I had any it is research to see how debased the ungodly have become.”

Whatever excuse helps you maintain your sense of self-righteousness.

Seek's avatar

Hahahaha… I didn’t even notice that part!!

“Oh my stars, ‘Busty Bondage Blonde Gets DPed by Fuck Machine’? I must download this immediately so I can know exactly how I should pray for this woman!”

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

^^ Whatever excuse helps you maintain your sense of self-righteousness.
I do not need anything to help maintain who I am or my righteousness, because the righteousness I use is not my own, so it has no flaws, however, that is a different subject. I need not show at a sanctuary on Christmas Easter and maybe Mother’s Day to try and show myself a ”good person”. What I have on my hard drive, if anything at all, is irrelevant less anyone has a peer review or hard fact supporting their theory, if not, then anything I may say about it, or not, is no more real than Big Foot; falls only to what the person referencing it want to make themselves believe.

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