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Do you know any synonyms for "toilet", that are NOT euphemisms?

Asked by ragingloli (47261points) September 20th, 2016

Euphemisms include:
toilet, water closet, rest room, etc.
not a euphemism: shithouse

Do you know any words for toilet that accurately describe it?

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zenvelo's avatar

Shitter. Pisser.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

The “can”
On a ship they call it the head.

ragingloli's avatar

@SQUEEKY2
NOT euphemisms. try again.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

The John? Receptacle? The poop chute?

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Take your pick.
flock, sens, mickle, arse, keister, thunder mug, pile, stern, lavatory, stool, potbelly, butt, fecal matter, crapper, commode, throne, skunk, bay window, tooshie, lav, derriere, can buoy, gutter, seat, weed, pot, heap, hind end, kitty, sess, behind, smoke, tin can, lot, passel, slew, faeces, ass, sewer, deal, quite a little, toilet, faecal matter, locoweed, peck, sight, wad, posterior, potty, bathroom, ordure, grass, rear end, tush, good deal, flowerpot, chamberpot, canful, toilette, can, john, chiffonier, green goddess, nates, batch, rump, stack, mess, spate, rear, bottom, buns, potful, corporation, tail, fundament, mountain, plenty, potentiometer, mint, dope, buttocks, raft, jackpot, fanny, hindquarters, mass, bum, tidy sum, backside, hatful, tin, prat, gage, tummy, feces, privy, great deal, dejection, tail end, muckle

fanny, privy, tail, can buoy, prat, butt, flush toilet, bathroom, washbasin, tin, tin can, can, nates, bottom, toilette, earth-closet, potty, fundament, outhouse, crapper, posterior, washstand, washbowl, behind, whoremaster, stern, commode, backside, bum, john, whoremonger, buns, stool, hindquarters, tail end, derriere, basin, throne, rear end, trick, hind end, rump, buttocks, toilet, bath, keister, lavatory, sewer, ass, gutter, arse, lav, rear, tush, jakes, canful, seat, pot, tooshie

ucme's avatar

I love the way you felt the need to “educate” us on basic word definitions…amusing.

Shitstool
Pissbowl

Cruiser's avatar

Thunder mug

Sneki95's avatar

@Cruiser Still a euphemism

@ragingloli If it’s not supposed to be a euphemism, what exactly is it supposed to be? “Not a euphemism” is a broad term.

Cruiser's avatar

@Sneki95 Do you really think thunder mug is a nicer more pleasant descriptor of toilet?

kritiper's avatar

I always thought a poop chute was what the poo came out of, not what it went into…

Sneki95's avatar

@Cruiser What do thunders and mugs have to do with toilets?

Cruiser's avatar

Geez @Sneki95 Do I really have to explain to you the sound (thunder) of bowels emptying into a toilet (mug)? :p

Sneki95's avatar

@Cruiser Oh.

I would’ve never connected those two. If someone mentioned thunder mugs without explaining what does that mean, I would’ve never guessed what are they talking about.

So, basically I learnt a new phrase. Yay me! I guess

Cruiser's avatar

@Sneki95 I can tell you have lived a sheltered life and never had to “visit” a men’s airport or convention hall lavatory and if you had…we would not have had this quaint discussion. ;)

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