Can we start our own #TrumpBookReport?
Twitter is having a hilarity storm with it. Here is a Huff post article explaining it.
Only rule is you can only use up to 140 characters. I have an account, but I have never posted on Twitter so I don’t know if their character restriction includes spaces. If it doesn’t then I hit it with 139 below.
I’ll start.
50 Shades of Grey. Great primer. When I am President it will be required reading for all 7th grade girls, and I will make their parents pay for it. #TrumpBookReport
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Dune. Awful stuff. Immigrant terrorists murder prominent businessman. Don’t trust Atreides!
It’s Vinny Barbarino from Welcome Back Kotter talking about the Great Potato Phantom.
There’s a problem with the hollow. Why’s everyone so sleepy? It’s because they’re lazy. No schools, no jobs. Terrible!
Really ?!?!?! We want to waste even 140 more characters on this despicable character ?!?!?!
Count me out.
Because it’s hilarious! (From my link.)
“Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And believe me he could have done better. Look at her.”
Uncle Tom’s Cabin, worst cabin in the inner city. Terrible schools. Nasty women & bad hombres everywhere.
Those poor heights. They were wuthering. Wuthering so bad. Bigly wuthering. I’ll make them great again.
Little Women. I love women. Especially beautiful ones. Not nasty women.
1984 Thirty years and this woman has accomplished nothing.
Little Women – pretty girls. I’d grab their pussies. Except for that tomboy.
War and Peace. Love those Russians, specially Putin. War is fun.
Anna Karenina. Beautiful woman; why the ending? Guess she missed the train.
Animal Farm. OK I didn’t read it. It’s about farm animals right? It’s not a great book, trust me.
There has to be something tied to Watership Down, but I can’t come up with anything…..
@Dutchess_III Bunny rabbits – lots of them. Must be some good groping going on.
They just needed to add some pussy to their warren. Then it would be great. It would be epic. Trust me. Epic.
Millions of rabbits rose up against their oppressor and WON! Bigly rabbits. But sex was very weak. Didn’t they all die? #TrumpBookReport
Charlotte’s Web – Charlotte, she has some legs on her. Eight of them, as a matter of fact.
And that Wilbur – what a pig! She could do better. Some pig.
Pride and Prejudice, Believe me. I have fake pride but plenty of real Prejudices. #TrumpBookReport
Moby Dick That whale isn’t half the Dick I am. Believe me. #TrumpBookReport
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