Happy Halloween! Can you name 3 things more frightening than Donald Trump and his surrogates?

1. Seeing Angela Merkel and Karla del Ponte naked.
2. Having all the mosquitoes and flies you ever killed rise from the dead to haunt you, and smack you with newspaper and a slipper.
3.Ripping a loud, long, stinky fart in an elevator. With only two of you inside. And then you get stuck.

Happy Halloween!

Hillary Clinton and hers

1. Catastrophic global climate change.
2. The rate of non-human species going extinct due to human economic activities, and the degree of apathy/inaction about that.
3. The corporatocracy and the results of too much imbalanced corporate/capitalist thinking and behaviors.

Lions, tigers and bears.
Okay, over here it is rattlesnakes, mountain lions and cat eating coyotes. I’d like to round up Trump and lash him to a tree. slathered in bacon grease and wait for the cougars and coyotes to discover him. lol

Losing my health insurance.

Being Michael J Fox & have an elephant mistake you for a vibrator
Barbara’s Bush wedged on your face
Getting your dick stuck in your zip

Homelessness
Starvation
Critical injuries and grave diseases

My question was actually sorta tongue and cheek, so a special thanks to @ucme, @Coloma and @Sneki95 for getting into that spirit.

But a big thanks to all of you. Hope you have a boo-tiful Halloween with more treat than trick.

Cheers @Pachy your thanks are gratefully received.
A word of warning though, don’t ever give Michael J Fox a piggy back, you being an elephant & all ;-}

Hillary Clinton in menopause with a mud mask on her face!

I wonder how many people are wearing rubber Donald masks tonight? haha

Out of well over 100 kids and parents so far not a single Donald or Hillary mask

50 (more or less) mostly ninja turtles or spideys. Neither Donald or Hillary have shown up yet.

1. Sleepwalking when you sleep without clothes.
2. Forgetting your keys in your car.
3. Hearing strange noise during a power outage.

1. Fluther, back when the Mods were actively correcting grammar and spelling and keeping it politically correct

2. My ex wife

3. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, probably until the end of the month

1. Getting out of the public swimming pool and discovering the S has fallen off the SPEEDO part of my trunks.

2. Discovering that the funny old man down the road did not actually own a helicopter when he asked if I wanted to see his chopper.

3. My neighbours…no seriously…they have the personality of tinned tuna, are as welcoming to people from other countries as Trump is with Mexicans and even though they are both female they probably still have a bigger penis than him.

Sure.

A deceased American president coming back from the dead and promising a wall to keep live people out of the USA?

Yes. Dreaming all night of Hillary shaking her fist and yelling, “Love Trumps Hate!” and thinking it’s a brilliant statement that’ll sew up the deal in her favor.
Falling on my face at the Thanksgiving dinner at my daughter’s MIL’s house.

Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Chuck Schumer, Jerry Brown, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Whoopi Goldberg… ... ...Choose three!