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[Fluff time] News headlines on the election that could have been used but wasn’t, what would you have come up with?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26879points) November 9th, 2016

With this circus of an election the headlines this morning could have been quite inventive, such as:

• The Trumpeter speaketh.
• Donald pulls the Trump card, causes Hilary to fold.
• Donald Trumps the Democrats, makes then look like silly asses.
• Hail Xerxes, R.I.P. Jezebel

You know you want to have fun, even if to vent while doing it, so what have you got?

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SecondHandStoke's avatar

MEDIA AND POLLING PROVEN NOT TO WORK

Election Ushers In New Age Of Silent And Independent Thinking Voters

NBC News Election Expert: “We Were Wrong.”

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^ NBC News Election Expert: “We Were Wrong.”
I can see that being delivered to the talking heads by an angry 9 year old, smashing!. :)

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SecondHandStoke's avatar

^ My headline is effectively what NBC’s election historian stated.

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“The end of the Enlightenment”
“The Future to the Zombies”
“5 countries americans can emigrate to”

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Historical Marker for Decline and Fall of the American Empire

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