What would you get Hillary for Christmas?
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November 18th, 2016
In the interests of fairness at least.
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Last year as a gag my brother in law gave me a Trump bumper sticker that had his big orange head. I was going to wrap it in a box and give it back this year with a tag that said “dick in a box” I guess I could give that to her.
A dart board with Trump’s picture?
A mirror, with a label reading “The reason you lost”.
I’d give her a pack of Top Trumps, a card game she could play with Bill.
Her nemesis that lives near me. A big, buckskin Mule named ” Hillary.” Striking resemblance.
They have the same face and smile and teeth. Hee haw.
Lots and lots of tissues..
A cane and a box of Prozac.
I’d have a skylight installed in her bathroom.
Glass ceiling? Get it? Hello, is this thing on?
A mud face mask that would never come off!
An invitation to my Chanukah dinner. I’d love to talk to her. Selfish of me I guess. If I could I would write her a script for Xanax.
Christmas is only a month away, realistically I think give her dark glasses and a wig for a few months. Or, a vacation out of the country.
Trump’s scalp!
She could use it as a throw rug to walk on daily.
A shirt her size, with the line: At least I won the popularity vote
A Trump toilet.
I’m sure the rhyming slogan for this item goes without saying. ;-)
A request for a refund of the money I donated to the Sanders primary campaign.
With a card suggesting that she should have come out aggressively against Citizens United, against fracking, against the DAPL, and not chosen a corporate crony for a vice president.
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