[Fluff time] Can you create a sentence using homophones?

Trump’s election as a racist president set a terrible precedent.

I’ll buy you the gift and sent it by mail. Bye-bye!

B wants to be a bee.

^^^ So, Trump being a great President will grate on some people’s hide like a metal vent?

I’ll do you one better: A brain teaser.

Punctuate the following so it makes sense:

John while James had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

I don’t participate in political debate.

@Mimishu1995

- I don’t know if you understand how hilarious your comment was… but ten points to Ravenclaw. Seriously.

James, while John had had “had,” had had “had had;” “had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

Where were we when we had to wear wet ware?

The teacher told Reed to read Mao’s Little Red Book so Reed read it.

Rose rose three rows back.

Close enough, I guess.

—@Seek… ” affect *. No wait. You’re right…. No, now I’m confused!——

I’m having to concentrate on picking out the homophones because my brain is translating automatically. I having a hard time reading what needs to be read, in order to read it all correctly.

Affect is a verb. The effects of this affect that.

Juan, our border boarder, ate eight blue beet in one hour and blew his diet but beat his old record.

Trekking in the Andes with a contingent of Buddhist monks was an exhausting affair which required changing out the pack animals on a regular basis and as such it fell upon me to provide the daily llama for the Dalai Lama.

^ Did you separate the tired animals into a separate area so that they would have a break putting a brake to them before they had a brake in a leg while on this trek to the loch to have a lock on the Dali Lama?

^^^ * break * ”..break in a leg…” Just sayin’.

“Break”, “Brake” give us a break, it’s all for fun.

Wright writes rites right.