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For how much money would you let yourself be surgically turned into a centaur?

Asked by ragingloli (47295points) November 28th, 2016

How much money would they have to pay you, for you to let yourself have your upper body, separated from your lower body, be transplanted onto a horse’s, decapitated, body?
Explain how you arrived at that amount.

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janbb's avatar

Aw – you’re just horsing around with us!

MrGrimm888's avatar

What about my penis? If they can put my torso on a horse’s body, they can put my penis on the horse’s body.

Without my penis, money would have no value.

If I can keep my penis, I say $500 Million…

With that type of money, I could have any woman,or women.

I wouldn’t be able to ride a motorcycle again.

Maybe I could get a special car built though.

ragingloli's avatar

Why would you want to keep your tiny penis?

Coloma's avatar

Zero. I live with 6 horses and am already a Centaur when I’m riding. lol

Pachy's avatar

I wouldn’t take or pay one red cent taur do it!

Zaku's avatar

What is my diet going to be like?

janbb's avatar

@Pachy You’re so self-centaured!

Sneki95's avatar

I’m already an ass, can’t afford becoming a horse as well, no money can convince me.

Coloma's avatar

@Zaku Well…your diet is going to be a LOT of grass, hay and grain supplements if you’re going to maintain an active horsey body. Have fun figuring out a way to chow down on about 30 lbs. of hay a day with your little human mouth. You will also be pooping about 20 lbs. of manure a day as well, maybe more. The good news…you have the arms and hands to shovel your own shit. lol

Pachy's avatar

@janbb, that makes me shed a taur.

Coloma's avatar

@Pachy Might have to taur and feather @janbb she already has the feathers so you just need the taur. haha

Pachy's avatar

Taur-ific idea, @Coloma.

MrGrimm888's avatar

@ragingloli . It may be smaller than a centaur penis, but I do ok.

I guess I can’t explain why, but I’m kind of attached to my penis….

Like I said, without it, no amount of money would matter…

Seek's avatar

I don’t see any benefit to being half-mare. It just means there would be parts of my body I couldn’t bathe myself, and it would make sleeping in a bed very difficult.

ragingloli's avatar

but think about the powerful kicks you could give people with your hind legs!

Seek's avatar

That would still require I be around people, which I don’t do often enough to merit it. Besides, it’d be really easy to trace back the evidence to me. Jail food is yucky, and I have no desire to be housed in a barn when they decide the jail is too small for my horse body.

flutherother's avatar

I wouldn’t do it for an American cent or a British penny.

Stinley's avatar

Somebody would pay me? I’d do it in a hoof beat just for kicks. They could pay me in hay and oats. Think of the money I’d earn from the circus.

Zaku's avatar

@Coloma I was afraid it was going to be something like that. My price is getting steeper and steeper the more I think about it.

AshLeigh's avatar

Zero. Where do I sign? Anything for science and/or sexual experiments.

MrGrimm888's avatar

Yeah. It would be weird. The only advantage would be the money.

There isn’t much I wouldn’t do for half a billion dollars….

ragingloli's avatar

You are all being very uncooperative and/or greedy.
I guess we will have to continue abducting people.

Coloma's avatar

@MrGrimm888 So you’d be a happy little show pony ey? haha

MrGrimm888's avatar

^I don’t know about a show. But I’d have lots of girls on my huge yacht. No cell phones, or videos allowed…

flutherother's avatar

I will allow myself to be magically transformed into a centaur (surgery is too crude and primitive) for one day only, for the sum of three billion pounds.

Stinley's avatar

@ragingloli I said I would do it for oats and hay!

Coloma's avatar

@MrGrimm888 A horse on a Yacht isn’t going to be very agile. Might have to custom build a big, roomy, box stall above deck. I don’t think your hooves are going to have much traction if you run into a squall. You better get some rubber hoof boots. lol

MrGrimm888's avatar

Hell yeah. With all my money, I can have the whole deck made for easier traction. Let the strippers wear shoes….

I need taller railings too,so I can’t fall off…

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