For how much money would you let yourself be surgically turned into a centaur?
How much money would they have to pay you, for you to let yourself have your upper body, separated from your lower body, be transplanted onto a horse’s, decapitated, body?
Explain how you arrived at that amount.
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Aw – you’re just horsing around with us!
What about my penis? If they can put my torso on a horse’s body, they can put my penis on the horse’s body.
Without my penis, money would have no value.
If I can keep my penis, I say $500 Million…
With that type of money, I could have any woman,or women.
I wouldn’t be able to ride a motorcycle again.
Maybe I could get a special car built though.
Why would you want to keep your tiny penis?
Zero. I live with 6 horses and am already a Centaur when I’m riding. lol
I wouldn’t take or pay one red cent taur do it!
What is my diet going to be like?
@Pachy You’re so self-centaured!
I’m already an ass, can’t afford becoming a horse as well, no money can convince me.
@Zaku Well…your diet is going to be a LOT of grass, hay and grain supplements if you’re going to maintain an active horsey body. Have fun figuring out a way to chow down on about 30 lbs. of hay a day with your little human mouth. You will also be pooping about 20 lbs. of manure a day as well, maybe more. The good news…you have the arms and hands to shovel your own shit. lol
@janbb, that makes me shed a taur.
@Pachy Might have to taur and feather @janbb she already has the feathers so you just need the taur. haha
@ragingloli . It may be smaller than a centaur penis, but I do ok.
I guess I can’t explain why, but I’m kind of attached to my penis….
Like I said, without it, no amount of money would matter…
I don’t see any benefit to being half-mare. It just means there would be parts of my body I couldn’t bathe myself, and it would make sleeping in a bed very difficult.
but think about the powerful kicks you could give people with your hind legs!
That would still require I be around people, which I don’t do often enough to merit it. Besides, it’d be really easy to trace back the evidence to me. Jail food is yucky, and I have no desire to be housed in a barn when they decide the jail is too small for my horse body.
I wouldn’t do it for an American cent or a British penny.
Somebody would pay me? I’d do it in a hoof beat just for kicks. They could pay me in hay and oats. Think of the money I’d earn from the circus.
@Coloma I was afraid it was going to be something like that. My price is getting steeper and steeper the more I think about it.
Zero. Where do I sign? Anything for science and/or sexual experiments.
Yeah. It would be weird. The only advantage would be the money.
There isn’t much I wouldn’t do for half a billion dollars….
You are all being very uncooperative and/or greedy.
I guess we will have to continue abducting people.
@MrGrimm888 So you’d be a happy little show pony ey? haha
^I don’t know about a show. But I’d have lots of girls on my huge yacht. No cell phones, or videos allowed…
I will allow myself to be magically transformed into a centaur (surgery is too crude and primitive) for one day only, for the sum of three billion pounds.
@MrGrimm888 A horse on a Yacht isn’t going to be very agile. Might have to custom build a big, roomy, box stall above deck. I don’t think your hooves are going to have much traction if you run into a squall. You better get some rubber hoof boots. lol
Hell yeah. With all my money, I can have the whole deck made for easier traction. Let the strippers wear shoes….
I need taller railings too,so I can’t fall off…
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