What do you wish you always had in your pocket?

Unlimited funds.

My pocket knife. Every time I go somewhere without it, I always regret it.

(Also a loaded water gun, but that’s something different entirely.)

Unlimited amounts of BACON.

Gum. I’m an obsessive gum chewer, and as a teacher it’s always nice to not have offensive coffee breath when talking with students.

A little bag of cocaine… now who’s the girl wearing my dress?

an umbrella

Something so you’ll know I’m glad to see ya.

AMEX Centurion Card aka, the Black Card

A camera. I never have it when I need it.

An AmEx Centurion card! withouot the monthly balance

that guy from pinochio

jiminy cricket?

A tie for my hair.

yes!

My Leatherman and chapstick.

@les What is a leatherman?

An airplane ticket and/or cruise ship ticket along with a hotel confirmation.

Magic!

@tinyfaery: Only the greatest tool ever: http://www.leatherman.com/

My iPhone, a little cash, and a small container of Vick’s Vap-O-Rub. Then I’m a happy guy.

a jelly bean,
a cycle of flavors distributed one at a time that would reappear when one was taken.

that would be nice.

The World! preferably also on a string.

I like the way glowfull thinks.

MY lucky pen i let my teacher Borrow and he never gave it back :(

Mary Jane

Congress, big oil companies, and Steve Jobs!

A wad of cash in excessively large denominations.

Green things like a big wad ofu.s. money, weed, and that frog right above me here, birdlegs Kermit.“Is that a muppet in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

Just enough of whatever I need. Enough money to give some away would be nice, too.

a pen

A ton of money!

Never seems to happen, though. Sigh…

Well, i would like my pocket to be like a Room of Requirement. I should be able to reach in there, think of what I want, and just find it in there.

for those who do not get the reference to room of requirement, shame on you! go read harry potter book series right now.

@PnL Before Harry Potter there was Mary Poppins’ bag.

I agree with PnL

money and not lint.

one hand

a pair of dice

An udestructable fresh flower. Could you image the make ups, I’m sorrys, intros that I could pull off.

you mean “indestructible”?

@gooch – you mean like Tuxedo Mask?

An Everlasting Gobstopper.