What gifts did Trump and Obama exchange at Christmas?

A pocket copy of the Constitution, which Trump, no doubt, will never read.

Well, it is way past Christmas, but Obama gave Trump a slightly angered Putin, due to the sanctions placed on Russia in response to Russia’s hacking shenanigans.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Donald sent to me:
12 tweets a tweeting
Eleven climate deniers
Ten oligarchs leaping
Nine government bashers
Eight conflicts of interest
Seven conspiracy theorists
Six billionaires
Five dodgy dealers
Four outright bampots
Three far right hawks
No Turtle Doves
and a turkey in the White House.

1. President Obama sent Putin and organ grinder to play for Trump. (a couples gift)
2. Trump sent President Obama a signed picture of himself and Putin topless.

That’s funny @Darth_Algar Good one! So far all of them are funny and clever!

Obama gave Trump instructions on why and how he should, as Obama said on tv, “always go through the judicial system.”
Trump gave Obama one way tickets to the North Pole effective immediately if not sooner.

@flutherother Tha hast a fine bonny wit, laddie! (Now where’s me bridie and chips?)

Obama gave Trump a somewhat functional country and Trump gave it back next Christmas – all broken because he didn’t know how to read the instructions on the box.

Obama gave Trump his chair.
Trump gave Obama his condolences.

They exchanged passwords.

@janbb Ah’ve twa bridies ower here hen, a plen ane an an ingin ane an a’. A bag o’ chips an a wee dollop o’ broon sauce and ye’ll be a’ set fur the New Year.

Anthrax?.....

@MrGrimm888

Meh, way, way past their prime. Maybe Donny and/or Barry should have gifted a Spotify subscription so they can find more relevant bands.

^Ha. Music joke….

Trump sent Obama an opportunity to donate to Trump’s favorite charity (himself). Obama sent Trump a vocabulary builder book, so that Trump’s speeches can go beyond fifth grade level.

@LostInParadise Fifth? You’re being generous!

@janbb , Here is one assessment Notice how closely Trump matches Dubya in the graph.