What are the things that you would not want to do in 2017?

Remain the same as I was in 2016, and other 20 years before it.

Die

Gorge on “Little Debbie” Logs (did I spell that right)?
Die
Contract an illness
Buy too many clothes
Lose any of my loved ones including my Bichon Frise Aimee

You mean besides watching the presidential inauguration?

I really don’t want win the title of Miss Fluther 2017. Even though I’ve already wowed the judges in the swimsuit, evening gown, and poise competitions, I’m starting to understand that Miss Fluther has too many responsibilities and demands on her time. Just the travel alone would be overwhelming, plus I’d need to wear makeup every day.

I’m taking advice from @janbb, the reigning Miss Fluther 2016.

^^ lol..Don’t keep them secret but release for general members also..) We can vouch for you and increase your chances of winning the coveted title..))

Witness and in some way(s) suffer from the train wreck that Trump’s administration will inflict on America over the next four years—which actually started the day he announced his run for the presidency in 2015.

@Love_my_doggie Indeed, wearing make-up every day is a real drag and this crown is awfully heavy!

^^^ Thank you for all you’ve done. You’ve made us proud during the 12 months of your reign.

Many of the things mentioned above. Plus not work so hard and also not procrastinate too much.

Find a grey pube
Succumb to the sexual advances of the saucy maid from below stairs
Ever allow the wife to cook again…ever
Weep while making love coz it would put me off my stroke & must be awfully embarrassing
Get beaten about the head & face by thoroughly fed up house staff who reached breaking point

Have double knee replacement.

But it’s inevitable.

Have Donald Trump as President, but it looks like I have no choice in that matter.

Be an asshole, or deal with assholes.

Get sick.

Lose my strength.

I keep writing and deleting. It just seems like a bad idea to write it down.